...échappé. Henry jumped out of the way and fell off the bridge, landing on top of Catherine who was seeking comfort and company in a colony. Henry's hand felt warm and moist as it slid between...
a mushroom. He wondered how the hell a mushroom had sprouted all the way down there? He stood transfixed as he recalled an incident with magic mushrooms, a bouncy castle, a vicar and two strategically placed blobs of shaving foam. Ah if only...
he had not guzzled that ninth whiskey sour (stopping at perhaps the sixth one), maybe he would've been able to converse to the hawt, cougary barfly without spitting in her face when he slurred and sputtered his infamously successful pickup line. "I betcher pushy pulls a proud pointer, you wanna ...
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...enter a tongue twisting tautology test and find out?
"I'd love to" she said, "but I have an appointment at 5pm with my friendly french..."
"...freakishly frigid fraternity. They heard about my feathered femme fellatio fetish and want me to tease ten Texan...."
... hairdos for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to give them that "big hair" look they so dearly love in the Lone Star State. But once those ladies got a look at my body, the hair teasing had to wait as they reached for the big bulge in my ......
in my ~ dvd attache case. Their eyes all dove straight to my collection of discs for all the season's programs of: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. My fashion secret thus uncloaked, all I could do was bark my signature cackle and offer to make copies for each of the overly tanned...
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... football players on the team who obviously are great fans of the show. I presented a copy to each of the Dallas Cowboys players who squealed with delight and rushed out of the lockerroom to ......
...'It's Raining Men' playing through the speakers as they danced into the stadium, rolling their Queer Eye and discs towards the stands where a sultry, svelt silhouette stood still stroking...
his persian cat. The cross-dressing talent scout was drooling like a teething baby at all the athletic man flesh, who it seemed had only eyes for..
balls. Big balls, little balls, polished balls of every size and color, why - some of those balls even...
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made cute little tinkling noises. The Dallas cowboys were a bit confused until someone pointed out that the tinkling balls actually belonged to........
Julio Iglesias, who still couldn't believe he was one of the top 15 best selling music artists in history. Clearing his throat to get ready for his half time performance, he looked down and realised that...
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...he probably shouldn't even be here, he should be home celebrating his birthday...since according to his Lush Stories profile page it was not only his birthday but everyone on his friends list...he immediately decided he should make a careful exit by...
...opening up the trap door on stage, and jumping through. Little did he realise, like Alice falling down the rabbit hole, the tunnel actually led to...
the tunnel actually led to...Lizzard Lick Towing Company in Lizzard Lick South Carolina. He landed in the middle of a fight between a big, hairy, toothless redneck and a....
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equally hairy big biker bitch. Little did he know she was his biggest fan. Julio was shocked when he saw the tattoo on her naked hairy left breast... it was a graphic depiction of.....
Willie Nelson, portraying ninety-two hundred sexual positions of all the girls he'd known before. Elaborate beyond all description, this rainbow hued tattoo provided all the impetus which Julio required to supply the verses of his next hit song, 'Eye Holder, You Bolder, We Smolder ~ Cuckolder', which hit number two on the Australian and European charts, but only...
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for a very short time. Seems one of the number crunchers in the Australian music industry had spent a big night on the turps with Julio the night before. He inadvertently added a few zeros at the end of Julio's sales figures. His superior was so aghast at the embarrassment this caused the Aussie public, his only course of action was.....
to publicly flog the number cruncher after making him dress up like catwoman and stand on a street corner holding a sign that said...
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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"Welcome to the Lush forum, where anything is possible." After a few days of holding the sign, his arms got tired, and though he seemed to have learned his lesson though he insisted on keeping the Catwoman costume saying he wanted to wear it the next time he...
developed that old familiar urge to lick his nutsack. The last time he'd gone to that secret place, he'd ripped the crotch out of his Felix the Cat costume and had not been able to repair it nor find another and Catwoman would have to suffice. After all, aside from the actual scrotum kissing, everything else is simply a fetish fantasy and who would ever know the real truth, unless...
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...the purple dragon in his garage told them. The glass of lemonade was a substitute for...
...the champagne everyone expected her to drink but, if she were honest with herself, she was fed up of being the Queen. Although she wouldn't admit it, she's much rather....
...work in a history village teaching kids about the olde days. She liked dressing up as the...
milkmaid, all pig tail braids, cute aprons, and homespun cloth. So to make up for the disappointment she found with her profession she....
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...took on some side jobs as a dominatrix, and though she found the work often grueling...for instance, her arm would get terribly tired from cracking the whip, it did have the unexpected benefit of...
.... making her an arm wrestling champion. Unfortunately, it also made it......
quite difficult for men to find their own self confidence to the point of asking her out on romantic dates. The life of a dominatrix arm wrestling champion is often a solitary one, destined to always either be looked up to or plagued with grovelers littering your landscape, like...
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like DM and WMM who just wanted to be humiliated and abused.
TV is so over rated and.......
