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likely_lad
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carefree but child welfare didnt agree with me specially when i ........
jacobport
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made a mad dash to the liquor store to meet a friend who was moving away early the next morning. I gave him a big..........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
WellMadeMale
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enlist a real romance poetry writer to tell my life's story. I could use a double fucking martini and a blow job, but would that be too kinky or ...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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should I try again with this blow-up sheep that my best friend left at my sisters house when he "couldn't find a ride home"? Either way, the thing has holes in it that resemble real life..........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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ducks it may be an unusual thing specially as its well known that sheep and duck hate each other, so to have them both on the same sex toy which really make you wonder if they can get along what could i do with a...
M1R
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...Easy Bake Oven, while the old-school model that uses a lightbulb as a heat source was still available. Eagerly, I watched the bidding until...
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......I was constantly outbid by a user named DirtyMartini and decided to take a different route. Quickly I wrote up a want ad for the local paper classifieds. It read "WANTED: 1 used.........."
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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. . . diaper. Repeat, I only need ONE! Sheesh!" So, I called the number and. . .
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"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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... was instantly informed that washing dirty laundry in public amounts to shameful muckracking. Not liking muck or racking, and knowing that Lush is a quality web site that avoids such things like the plague that they are, I heaved a sigh of relief and reinstalled the dirtymartini intravenous feed that had ripped loose when..
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. . . I participated in the Calgary Rodeo last year. I was pretty much an amateur, but I somehow. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
jacobport
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....kept concentrating on the size of the Shetland Pony. This thing was blessedi tell you. His dad must have been wanted by all the females on the farm because he was lugging around a.....
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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...grabbed the bull by the horns and saddled up. Unfortunately, I lasted mere seconds before being flung off the bucking animal landing splay-legged atop....
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. . . the kitchen table, just as my husband coincidentally announced that dinner was served. I can tell you, there wasn't a dry. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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...dry dish in the house and limping in pain, I was forced to polish the plates for our evening meal.... My husband noticed my discomfort...

"Theres something I really need to ask you, Dear," he said....
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. . . "Did you really think I wouldn't notice you hiding brussel sprouts in your napkin?" "Well," I stammered, "if you knew how to. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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(*AHA!* We've been crashed! Hello Jillicious, Let's carry on.... Wink!)

headed towards the garage.... How was I going to regain his attention? How did he know I had the remote control? What was I going to do with the Brussel Sprouts? And Why Oh Why did I ever....
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. . . subscribe to Reader's Digest? I mean, really, who the hell. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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thinks that 'Things Kids Say' is really funny.... "Increase your Wordpower' can be useful though.... I remembered the last time I used a word whose meaning I did not really know... I was at a party and the conversation was really heavyweight, talking about art and literature...

"What do you think of the book, Stephanie...?"

I hadn't even read the book. I improvised.

"It's very..........
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. . . difficult to open a jar of peanut butter with one hand. So in my frustration, I. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
jacobport
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reached for my kids' Harry Potter Magic Wand and with the words "Arch Tic Fo Byo Mee Nasses" I waved that thing around and Voila!!!!!........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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...jacobport and FicklePickleTickle returned to the simple word games forum instead, from whence they came. After that, thread normality was resumed, until...
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A pay-to-potty porta-john that cost 25¢ for the first 3 minutes. The Arcturan ran the 3 blocks only to find a long line of waiting women. He thought "yep, same thing happens home". Suddenly he realized, he didn't convert his Arcturan currency to the US Dollar and so was forced to......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
M1R
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...ambition to be a beauty queen. As I was a middle-aged, overweight man with more body hair than a Newfoundland dog, I knew this quest was...
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DirtyMartini
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...Top Dog, so to speak. Being a dog would also allow me to shed my inhibitions and explore things in ways I'd rather not get into on this site. However, I began to wonder if other dogs would notice I wasn't really a dog, I mean, would they accept me? This whole being accepted as a dog issue suddenly began to weigh heavily on my mind and I decided I best call...

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...Cesar Millan to ask if he could whisper to all the dogs that I was a true member of their pack. While he had their rapt attention, I would...
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jacobport
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Sit, lay down, play dead, and roll over just to get a reward and and couple of ooooo ahhhhhs from the others! Yeah, that's what I'd do. I would also run.......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
DirtyMartini
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...a small book-making operation on the side to make extra money for dog treats and extra kibbles. Since no one would suspect a dog to be involved in betting and racketeering they would probably just blame my master if they found my books, heck, with my new identity as a dog I could probably even get away with...

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...geek glasses, preferably ones with secret x-ray vision properties. I had already been dressed in that cute little red wool jacket Mr. Dirtymartini supplies. Wishing he would put me down, though, so I could...