..make breakfast. Mmmmm, first meal of the day. Toast, coffee, bacon, croissants, Waffles, Pancakes, French Toast, Eggs, and my ultimate favorite, .......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
freshly churned aardvark cheese. Just a few sprinkles on the muffins, eggs and in my morning coffee makes me feel like...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
a natural woman. Woman. Sorry, just saw Aretha Franklin last night in concert and have that song stuck in my head! Damn! she was terrific, belted out notes I didn't know existed. She's got soul and power. But above that, she has........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
...a bottle of home-brew and a bag of good weed stashed in her dressing room which would go perfect after a big breakfast of ardvark cheese. I figure if there was just some way I could talk to her body guards perhaps I could convince them to...
take out the trash thats been piling up in the barn for weeks on end. The stuff is starting to smell and the neighbors are complaining. One more word out of them and I'll have to..........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
...to get funky on the dining room table, like Essex swingers did in the 80's, deep in the heart of suburban England. Reminiscing about the 80's, I began to pine for...
...more ellipses. I had gotten a truckload of them, well...off the back of a truck...they were such a bargain, I couldn't resist buying the lot. But now I had more than I knew what to do with, so I...............
retreated to the place known as the "Walden of the grate Northwest" (the endower of the moniker, Ereb the Nearly Great, was homophonically challenged), a small place in the isolated Cascade foothills of Snohomish County WA for eighteen years of silence, hoping to burn through the lot of them. During my retreat, I fell in love with a mad ...
libs magazine and it kept me busy for hours. Being alone was the really tricky part, with filling in the blanks with verbs, nouns and adjectives. I always liked it though when they asked for peoples..........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
. . .credit card information and mother's maiden name. It was at that point, that I couldn't stand it any more. I picked up the phone and. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
...decided to order a pizza, then I realized the nearest pizza joint was 1600 miles away so instead I realized I had better...
start walking, because at an average of 10 miles per day, or 16.09344 kilometers for you metric types, i could make it there in 160 days. I have a feeling that when I get there I will have a huge hunger for......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
... had all those superfluous ellipsis to use so the space craft could be riveted together! The elation I felt as each rivet shot into spacecraft grade tin foil was close to being...
The same feeling I got when I would pop the heads off dandelions ....."oh, momma had a baby and its head POPPED off". With a flick of the thumb, the head...........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
. . . cheerleader began her hitch-hiking escaped, which worried her sister, who was once no better. In fact, in her wilder years, her older sister had slept. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
......under the stairs in a make shift fort, complete with pillows, blankets, flashlight and porn mags. She often would turn to her favorite page and find that.......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
. . . deus ex machina had once again been invoked to save Nancy Drew. The disappointment overwhelmed her and she threw. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
A typical female hissy fit, the type that most guys have come to ignore. In fact, her boyfriend recognized this, and did what he had always s done in this instance. He ...........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
. . . imagined that she was speaking Farsi to him. This turned him on so much that he started stroking his. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
. . . under his fingernails was too much to handle. He shouted out. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
up and down, up and down, up and down. Every morning, without fail, (unless it is raining) the boy scouts...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
. . . "water" Enda Sturtevant's flowerbed in protest of her not letting them use her backyard for their baseball games. Her next door neighbor, Dale Peterson is often seen without. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
his seeing guide dog, which causes him to walk around in a state of confusion. Some helpful neighbors will generally come out to help him find his........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
upon the pots and pans in the kitchen with various utensils were the kids. Making their own music and giving me such a.................
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"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
. . . hard time about dinner not being ready yet. I told them that if I had something to cook with. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
other than this Betty Crocker Easy-Bake oven with its' 10 watt light bulb as a heat source, things would be different. I wished for help. A genie, perhaps? I grabbed the closet lamp I could find and started rubbing.......
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"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
. . . sunscreen all over my body. Even though I was indoors at the time, a person can never be too. . .
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
