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A sexy BBW rediscovers the intense excitement of quickie sex 30,000 feet in the air..." Read my new story MILE HIGH QUICKIE and find out more on how a chance meeting with a stranger shot her to seventh heaven. Please remember to comment and vote. Thanks

Don
Life is too short to waste it on drama. Have fun while you still can.
Oh, is this the commercial thread? Well then, you just HAVE to read my stories as well. Yeah, they have been here for a while but they have been long forgotten....

Here, take a look at my profile and stories!!

Birdie's Page
If you read my stories, you can get a free Sham Wow! That's a $24.99 value. Just pay postage and handling. In fact, if you read one of them in the next 10 minutes, I'll throw in a cheap dollar-store vibrator, absolutely free!

http://www.lushstories.com/members/roccotool.aspx
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If you read my stories, you can get a free Sham Wow! That's a $24.99 value. Just pay postage and handling. In fact, if you read one of them in the next 10 minutes, I'll throw in a cheap dollar-store vibrator, absolutely free!

http://www.lushstories.com/members/roccotool.aspx


You're kidding, right? All right, I'm eligible, send it to me, please! And while we're on the subject...

Me too! Me too! Only I was going to wait until the last chapter of Lunch Was Late had been posted, coming soon, folks, before doing this promo. Oh what the heck, just check it out now, please!!!!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/lunch-was-late-chapter-1.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/lunch-was-late-chapter-2.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/lunch-was-late-chapter-3.aspx
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Oh, is this the commercial thread? Well then, you just HAVE to read my stories as well. Yeah, they have been here for a while but they have been long forgotten....

Here, take a look at my profile and stories!!

Birdie's Page


OMG You have written nothing since April .. get back to work ...
where's my big stick ..!!!
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Quote by Birdie
Oh, is this the commercial thread? Well then, you just HAVE to read my stories as well. Yeah, they have been here for a while but they have been long forgotten....

Here, take a look at my profile and stories!!

Birdie's Page


OMG You have written nothing since April .. get back to work ...
where's my big stick ..!!!


OMG You are right! Actually, I have written since then I just havent finished anything or posted them yet. But, coming soon to a lush page near you....Birdie gets thrown across the hood of a police car....with the lights on and the siren going....
Quote by roccotool
If you read my stories, you can get a free Sham Wow! That's a $24.99 value. Just pay postage and handling. In fact, if you read one of them in the next 10 minutes, I'll throw in a cheap dollar-store vibrator, absolutely free!

http://www.lushstories.com/members/roccotool.aspx


Well, I read one of your stories and I have been sitting next to the front door in a slinky nighty waiting for the delivery guy AND my cheap dollar-store vibrator. Where is it? And I am gonna need the Sham Wow to clean up the mess....
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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OMG You are right! Actually, I have written since then I just havent finished anything or posted them yet. But, coming soon to a lush page near you....Birdie gets thrown across the hood of a police car....with the lights on and the siren going....


Yess... can I be the police officer that needs to do a body search of the yummy Birdie?

Oh wait dont forget to check out my stories as well!

http://www.lushstories.com/members/susan.aspx
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Are they the stories without the double quotation marks


Why yes, how precious of you to notice. I'm so glad you appreciate the single quotation marks, rather than those pesky double ones. It shows you've understood how the single ones add to the development of the characters and increase the erotic tension. This is a subtelty that goes unnoticed so many people, but it shows that you rightly deserve the sobriquet of 'sanctimonious critic'.
wait...wait....read my stories first!...SHIT....I don't write
Well, if this is shameless self promotion night, you must visit Ali2teaseu's page!
.SHIT....I don't write






Hold it. Don't listen to them. If you get up at 6 AM and call our toll free number, I'll throw in a free butt-plug. You only pay shipping and handling. How can you pass up that offer?