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Caption Competition

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nicola
Matriarch
See who can come up with the best one:
mrplow
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"I tell ya, the salmon was this long, but it got off the hook, no word of a lie"

Or more likely:

"If only I were 20 years younger"

"Would you let me cover your breasts in oil and slip my penis between them tonight"
insomniac
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The others didn't mind me pinning the badge on, why are you laughing?

Did that turn you on?

I'd say they'd have to be a 38D, am I right? Am I right?
Chelsea
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My hands are a little cold, mind if I warm them up?

Congratulations on a well deserved medal of honor.
Guest
Lurker
"My, you do fill out your uniform quite nicely Miss."
nicola
Matriarch
Curious2c gets my vote so far.

"Excuse me Miss, I think your breasts need a slight adjustment, may I"
Filmgoer
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"If you had another, I'd show you a neat juggling trick"
SusanEngland
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Quote by Filmgoer
"If you had another, I'd show you a neat juggling trick"


I like that oneFilmgoer

But how about "Camillas hang down a bit more than yours dear."
nicola
Matriarch
Quote by SusanEngland
Quote by Filmgoer
"If you had another, I'd show you a neat juggling trick"


I like that oneFilmgoer

But how about "Camillas hang down a bit more than yours dear."


That's a bit below the belt Susan....so he said
SusanEngland
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Quote by Lush
Quote by SusanEngland
Quote by Filmgoer
"If you had another, I'd show you a neat juggling trick"


I like that oneFilmgoer

But how about "Camillas hang down a bit more than yours dear."


That's a bit below the belt Susan....so he said


What a GROANER Lushx lol
vatsyaya
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"I hope you are not in the same batallion where my sons are"