A reach around fuck with no kiss
Made me shiver and stammer and miss
Put panties in a twist
My eyes into mist
And left cum stains along with the piss.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
A sweet New York wench name of Kitty
Did not think that her pussy was pretty.
“T'is!” said her beau Sam.
He arranged a web cam
And uploaded her snatch to the city.
There was a young hubby called Fred,
Whose wife went and shot him cold dead,
When asked by the judge,
If she had a grudge,
Said, “Yes, he kept farting in bed.”
Once upon a time, some guy named Mac
Got himself hooked on some nasty aphrodisiac
Which gave him no choice but to be stuck
On the one section of the gear shift known as fuck
And made him bang the wife of a guy named Jack.
