What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?

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Oh yeah. The Double Dutch is sooo cool!!

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have you ever jumped rope, old man? total sport. don't make me come over there and piss in your meat freezer.

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Charming as always.

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Kiera told me to be nice to you, otherwise i wouldn't have held back.

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John is at his funniest when you go in on him full force. The guy is priceless.

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Did the character write his own dialogue? I said a wise man not a wise character. Did you know what character said that off the top of your head or did you have to google it? Don't answer because both answers coming from you are sure to be long and boring.

What's your point anyway? That long-windedness is rad or what?

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Are you seriously that dense? You're at least minimally intelligent enough to realize that George Lucas doesn't actually intend to destroy entire planets as Darth Vader does, right? The ideas and affirmations emitted by fictive characters solely represent the perspective of those characters, absolutely nothing else.

Look dude, I really do appreciate your cyber-persona where you're cleverly concealing your own lack of articulateness into some kind of funny retarded character that can hardly write more than two successive coherent sentences. I seriously do, it's highly entertaining and genuinely makes me laugh every goddamn time. But please don't be absurd enough to proclaim that Shakespeare was your main source of inspiration when he was the perfect archetype of flamboyant eloquence and literary splendor, the absolute antithesis of what you stand for yourself.

You're making me curious about your reading habits though. When a friend allegedly sends you an interesting article, do you expect a persuasive multi-paragraphed text or two miserable sentences? When you reach for a fascinating book, do you grab a convoluted story of a few hundred pages or a children's book educating you about the importance of pooping hygiene? When you're educating yourself about the history of Europe, do you rely on encyclopedic volumes or are you satisfied with a shitty pamphlet announcing that the medieval fair will soon hit your town?

One day you might find that the 'brevity' that you advocate unavoidably has severe limitations…

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Well if we are to include skipping then this...

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Are you seriously that dense? You're at least minimally intelligent enough to realize that George Lucas doesn't actually intend to destroy entire planets as Darth Vader does, right? The ideas and affirmations emitted by fictive characters solely represent the perspective of those characters, absolutely nothing else.

Look dude, I really do appreciate your cyber-persona where you're cleverly concealing your own lack of articulateness into some kind of funny retarded character that can hardly write more than two successive coherent sentences. I seriously do, it's highly entertaining and genuinely makes me laugh every goddamn time. But please don't be absurd enough to proclaim that Shakespeare was your main source of inspiration when he was the perfect archetype of flamboyant eloquence and literary splendor, the absolute antithesis of what you stand for yourself.

You're making me curious about your reading habits though. When a friend allegedly sends you an interesting article, do you expect a persuasive multi-paragraphed text or two miserable sentences? When you reach for a fascinating book, do you grab a convoluted story of a few hundred pages or a children's book educating you about the importance of pooping hygiene? When you're educating yourself about the history of Europe, do you rely on encyclopedic volumes or are you satisfied with a shitty pamphlet announcing that the medieval fair will soon hit your town?

One day you might find that the 'brevity' that you advocate unavoidably has severe limitations…