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Favorite song about masturbation?
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I touch myself - Divinyls
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Gonna agree with 'I Touch Myself'.
There's one by Blueprint that I like but it pales in comparison.
There's one by Blueprint that I like but it pales in comparison.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
living dead girl
For sure I touch myself-Divinyls
and if I had a second I get off- Halestorm
and if I had a second I get off- Halestorm
I'd love you to check out my latest
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-summer-of-the-tentacle-.aspx
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Pictures of Lilly - The Who
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Man I feel like a Woman........Shania Twain
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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My Dingaling - Chuck Berry
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My first thought....."There are songs about masturbation?" Lol! Who knew???
I hope you enjoy my latest poem!
Secret Little
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Darling Nikki/ by Prince. He met her in the hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine...Damn that is one hell of a mental picture.
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Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks (1977)
Well you tried it just for once, found it all right for kicks
But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines
Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
You get in a heat, you get in a sulk
But you still keep a beating your meat to pulp
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
You're a kid Casanova, you're a no-josep
It's a labour of love fucking yourself to death
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
You're makin' out with school kids
Winos and heads of state
You even made it with the lady
Who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
Butchers' assistants and bellhops
You've had them all here and there
Children of god and their joy-strings
International women with no body hair
So where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady
If your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
Johnny want fuckie always and all ways
He's got the energy, he will amaze
He's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict
He's always at it
He's always at it
And he's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict
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Pump It Up - Elvis Costello (1978)
I've been on tenterhooks
Ending in dirty looks
Listening to the Muzak
Thinking about this 'n' that
She said that's that
I don't wanna chitter-chat
Turn it down a little bit
Or turn it down flat
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Down in the pleasure centre
Hell bent or heaven sent
Listen to the propaganda
Listen to the latest slander
There's nothing underhand
That she wouldn't understand
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
She's been a bad girl
She's like a chemical
Though you try to stop it
She's like a narcotic
You wanna torture her
You wanna talk to her
All the things you bought for her
Putting up your temperature
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
Out in the fashion show
Down in the bargain bin
You put your passion out
Under the pressure pin
Fall into submission
Hit-and-run transmission
No use wishing now for any other sin
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
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Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks (1977)
Well you tried it just for once, found it all right for kicks
But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines
Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
You get in a heat, you get in a sulk
But you still keep a beating your meat to pulp
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
You're a kid Casanova, you're a no-josep
It's a labour of love fucking yourself to death
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
You're makin' out with school kids
Winos and heads of state
You even made it with the lady
Who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
Butchers' assistants and bellhops
You've had them all here and there
Children of god and their joy-strings
International women with no body hair
So where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady
If your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
Johnny want fuckie always and all ways
He's got the energy, he will amaze
He's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict
He's always at it
He's always at it
And he's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict
I love the Buzzcocks, and Orgasm Addict is terrific.
"Turning Japanese" by The Vapors...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgekmOqCFTU
xx SF
The idea is APPARENTLY that MEN look Japanese at the moment of orgasm... (I'M JUST THE FUCKING MESSENGER HERE!!!)
Kinda begs the question what Japanese men look like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgekmOqCFTU
xx SF
The idea is APPARENTLY that MEN look Japanese at the moment of orgasm... (I'M JUST THE FUCKING MESSENGER HERE!!!)
Kinda begs the question what Japanese men look like...
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Pump It Up - Elvis Costello (1978)
I've been on tenterhooks
Ending in dirty looks
Listening to the Muzak
Thinking about this 'n' that
She said that's that
I don't wanna chitter-chat
Turn it down a little bit
Or turn it down flat
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Down in the pleasure centre
Hell bent or heaven sent
Listen to the propaganda
Listen to the latest slander
There's nothing underhand
That she wouldn't understand
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
She's been a bad girl
She's like a chemical
Though you try to stop it
She's like a narcotic
You wanna torture her
You wanna talk to her
All the things you bought for her
Putting up your temperature
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
Out in the fashion show
Down in the bargain bin
You put your passion out
Under the pressure pin
Fall into submission
Hit-and-run transmission
No use wishing now for any other sin
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
Couple of things here...
First off, as a MASSIVE Declan Costello fan, I NEVER associated this song with the old five finger shuffle... (And how wrong I was...)
The other thing is that, (and I'm SERIOUS!!!) WHY WAS IT that in the early 1980's pop singers seemed to think it cool to dance like a disabled person????
(Wilko Johnson, David Byrne, The Guy Out Of The Beat, Robert Wyatt...)
Actually, Robert Wyatt was genuinely in a wheelchair so scratch that...
xx SF
(And if anybody can REF why I mention Mr Wyatt in the context of Elvis I'll give you a biscuit...)
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(And if anybody can REF why I mention Mr Wyatt in the context of Elvis I'll give you a biscuit...)
Shipbuilding.
Double chocolate and caramel crunch cookie, please.
(Waaaay before my time, but I really wanted a biscuit.)
L x
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Shipbuilding.
Double chocolate and caramel crunch cookie, please.
(Waaaay before my time, but I really wanted a biscuit.)
L x
How I REALLY love my daughter...
(She's right, of course.)
True Story. (Hi Jayne!)
When I worked here, (No, really...) Pippy Longstocking signed up for the crew. I wasn't crazy about having a teenager on-staff, and made it quite known as to how I felt.
At one point, I said, "I won't work with somebody who can't name all four Beatles..."
Elisabeth replied, "Stuart Sutcliffe and Pete Best."
Then eventually she got me fired. *NEEDS CONFIRMATION*
But AFTER THAT I adopted the uppity little bitch so she'll be wiping my ass when I'm 90. (I play to win...)
xx SF
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Slave to the Rhythm - Grace Jones
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
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I agree with Turning Japanese...at the time that was the big story..that it was about masturbation.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Charming as fuck
even britney went through a 'finding herself' phase, lol...