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11 Mar 2017

Bark Woof Arf Woof,

Woof arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf bark. Arf arf woof bark bark bark bark. Embarassed

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Woof-woof arf bark woof arf?

Bark arf. Arf bark bark woof bark.

11 Mar 2017

Shhh, it's alright could have happened to anyone.

Take these it will soon clear it up, and then I am certain she will mate with you.

Best of luck. Big Hugs

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

11 Mar 2017

And, if the above still doesn't help, you can always try a little romance.

Just don't forget about your breath...

Good luck. smile

11 Mar 2017

Stop humping my leg

French Kisses in a Darkened Doorway

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/afterglow.aspx

Stories I Like a lot:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/no-way-in.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/neighbours.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-rains-will-come-soon.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/we-always-go-on.aspx

11 Mar 2017

Just remember - on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Well, unless you give some subtle hints...

And, since this is an advice column - don't worry, I'm sure there's someone out there who likes the smell of your butt just the way it is!