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Quote by buttercup2u
I think that some women care too much what others think it should look like. We should be more like the guys....proud of what we got, regardless of what the porn industry tries to tell us.

Its a PUSSY, its supposed to look, smell, and taste like pussy!


You have said it perfectly my friend.
You know those guys on the corner with signs that say "Will Work For Food"? I sit on Canal street with a sign that says "Will Do Anything For Pussy".
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You have said it perfectly my friend.



Agreed on all of the above!
For me the perfect pussy is one that uses the kitty litter and doesn't dig up my flowers to have a shit!
shaved with no smell...
Quote by Dancing_Doll


And then soon enough I'll be able to blow bubbles!


Re the designer pussy specs listed above, I'm still catching up on all these new options. I think I'm ok with the idea of a labiaplasty in extreme situations and maybe the rejuvenation surgery if a woman has had tons of kids or somehow she was just born with a loose vagina (if such things are possible) and feels extremely self-conscious about it. I'm all for self-improvements if it makes a woman more confident. It's all personal choice. But... the mints are just embarrassing, especially if a woman is popping one in there before sex and thinking the guy is supposed to think she just tastes 'refreshing' in a natural way. Actually, I think they need to reverse this trend and start making Pussy-Flavoured Mints!
One that won't claw the back of my leather sofa.
I always use Dove soap down there - and I have never had a complaint.
In my teen years I used to colour the hair but I have grown out of that now - the habit that is. I was always amused when I revealed myself to guys and they were fascinated.
I was always asked "What colour is it today?" and was never reluctant to "show and tell." The first time I did it green and my guy nearly freaked out.
Quote by Septery
Just as an odd little fact. If you are really worried about how you taste "down there" for both males and females- eat pineapple. It it restores your bodies natural PH levels and leaves you with a slightly sweeter taste.


Pineapple - for guys never - it makes their semen taste aweful, Asparagus is the same for my guys.
I'm 71 and have a little experience.

My first thought is, "How fucking dumb can you be to think you can improve on it?"

Could the package be a little different? Could the taste and smell be different? Of course it could and if this is what "YOU" need then, do it. Notice I said "Different" and not "Better". I don't think it can be better. No matter what it looks, tastes or smells like it's still pussy and can be enjoyed if you try.

Sometimes you really don't even want to try but think about just her with you for a couple years on a desert island. You'll do whatever you have to to get her.

When my oldest daughter decided, at 34 or so, she needed bigger boobs I tried to talk her out of it. After a couple of conversations I knew that this was what she needed and offered to drive her there and take care of her and her kids while she recovered.

It's only about what "YOU" need. Never do it just because some one tells you too or wants you too.

I'm happy with every one I've ever been with. A couple I just never went back for more.
I am always a gentleman.
Quote by Meggsy
I always use Dove soap down there - and I have never had a complaint.
In my teen years I used to colour the hair but I have grown out of that now - the habit that is. I was always amused when I revealed myself to guys and they were fascinated.
I was always asked "What colour is it today?" and was never reluctant to "show and tell." The first time I did it green and my guy nearly freaked out.


I've never met one I haven't enjoyed thoroughly. Variety is the spice of life, so to try and set a standard is stupid.

My girls use Ivory bar exclusively and I never complain.

Far as the coloring - some never grow out of it - Becky is closing on 30 and still colors her landing strip - last 4th of July week, it was in thin, horizontal stripes of Red, White and Blue - though the red was her natural color ;)
the perfect pussy is one attached to a woman who cares a bit about it.
The one that is in front of me at the time.pabNqYajW1HLVIGk
Personally, I would much rather play with a pussy that has been well used. So not tight. I am very oral so I tent to prefer shaved or well trimmed. As far as the color . I like to see a little purple or dark brown. Most of all, I prefer large labia. I like some big oil pussy lips to suck on and play with.
I like the natural uncut version. I don't think women should go and hack their pussy up so they can look like someone else
. but I also do kegals exercises all day long as I work....so if you dont do Kegals I recommend you starting today.. it is great to be able to take control of your mans Dick and squeeze and not let go till you feel it shocking him and driving him over the edge as you make Love with him....
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Kegelmaster 2000. I'm serious. Someone said it makes you have your own Chinese finger trap and I can attest to that myself from years of use smile
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. but I also do kegals exercises all day long as I work....so if you dont do Kegals I recommend you starting today.. it is great to be able to take control of your mans Dick and squeeze and not let go till you feel it shocking him and driving him over the edge as you make Love with him....

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Kegelmaster 2000. I'm serious. Someone said it makes you have your own Chinese finger trap and I can attest to that myself from years of use smile

You sound like the type of girl I need to meet. Mmmmmm
Bleach my kitty 0_0 ohhh-------Noooo! That just sounds WRONG.

I know everyone wants to be 100% perfect and at least you gave some options Ms. O that I did not even know was out there, but gee... I hope mine is pretty & pink enough without acidic aids to BLEACH it! ^0^ Just sounds unatural and scary - a possible health risk?
-thanks for suggestions though.
Top Cat....
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
no such thing as perfect anything ... take it as it is and appreciate as it is .... that it will be perfect everything
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Quote by Dancing_Doll

I want my pussy to glow in the dark and taste like bubblegum.



If you do your kegels regularly, you might be able to chew gum down there in a few weeks, maybe that's a start?

Sorry Olivia, couldn't resist.


Quote by Dancing_Doll

And then soon enough I'll be able to blow bubbles!


Re the designer pussy specs listed above, I'm still catching up on all these new options. I think I'm ok with the idea of a labiaplasty in extreme situations and maybe the rejuvenation surgery if a woman has had tons of kids or somehow she was just born with a loose vagina (if such things are possible) and feels extremely self-conscious about it. I'm all for self-improvements if it makes a woman more confident. It's all personal choice. But... the mints are just embarrassing, especially if a woman is popping one in there before sex and thinking the guy is supposed to think she just tastes 'refreshing' in a natural way. Actually, I think they need to reverse this trend and start making Pussy-Flavoured Mints!

I'm not sure that labiaplasty would ever be necessary outside of some kind of physical abuse committed on the lady or an accident. Other than that just leave the labia alone (I would add the only treatment to apply would be hair removal, and only so the labia could better be seen.)
As for loose vagina...Well if the guy had what he is always saying he has that should take care of "Loose Vagina"...I know because I have never found a loose vagina...OK! WELL maybe I forgot a couple....BUT! Ladies it's probably not your fault...just sayin'

As for the pussy flavored mints!? That's something I could get on board with. At my age it might be the only way I will be able to taste pussy again before I die.
My wifes!
My asshole makes the perfect pussy!! Trannies rule!!!
Shaved with nice big lips. Mmm, mmm good
I always use Nivea when washing my pussy and never have had a complaint from the men in my early years to the ladies now. I will tell you that if you want your pussy to taste really sweet than you need to eat pineapples or watermelon.
The perfect pussy is the one I happen to be licking at the moment.
I would like to add my two cents; I am only a man so forgive me if I am wrong. But some of the things we men and women get bombarded with in print and on the web are truly ridiculous. No wonder the shrinks do so well, I wonder just how much of it is put out there by the shrinks?

I digress; here are my thoughts on the three topical problems and solutions for a woman to achieve the perfect pussy.


Problem 1: Your Vagina Tastes Bad
Solution: Vagina Mints.

I think it should be a shower for two. Why not wash each other and enjoy a little clean foreplay, before hot dirty sex?
Soap and water is a great remedy for all over body hygiene, is your pussy any different?

Problem 2: Your Vagina Is the Wrong Color
Solution: Vaginal Bleaching and Dying

There is a right color? Who says it is right or wrong?

Kojic acid, the same ingredient that keeps salmon meat pink. Salmon? I thought we were eating pussy? Something fishy there. Or sodium hydroxide, which can also be found in drain decloggers and septic tank cleansers.

Uh Uh, I am not going to eat anything that has been dipped in, or had septic tank cleaner splashed all over it.

Problem 3: Your Vagina Is Too Loose
Solution: Vaginal Rejuvenation

Honestly? Honey, leave it just the way it is. If you want it tighter, isn’t that what doing your kegels is for?

I do accept that some women have inner labia that hang down and cause discomfort. I agree with her having labioplasty performed in these instances, but not purely to aesthetically please a lover. If he, or she doesn't like the taste, look or feel of you, move on and find yourself someone who does.

To me the perfect pussy is the one I get to eat and is attached to a woman who has a great personality, to make me want to come back for more...

Just my two cents ladies.
Quote by BethanyFrasier
The perfect pussy is the one I happen to be licking at the moment.


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You tell 'em!!!!

Why can't these money grabbing jerks lay off women and let them be happy with who they are?

I swear that when I went to HS, one fellow student got a nose job.
That is it, that we know of.
"Falsies" were something some young women stuffed a bra with to look bigger.
What I want to say is, us guys were still falling in love with them!!

Who is going to tell Shania Twain she needs a nose job?????
For what? To make her more beautiful??? I don't think so.

What are we allowing these marketers to do to our women?
We are letting them make women feel permanently not good enough.

As a firm supporter of women, that really bothers me a lot.