What? She sucked your dick in the oval office, Bubba.
What say you, Olivia...
Is oral sex still sex...or, as Bill claimed - not?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Hell, if you do it right cunnilingus and felatio is damn good sex.
Wasn't it Jennifer Flowers that stated that Bill Clinton "ate pussy like a champ!" Kudos to the Prez!
Ah, of course this all comes down to semantics, which our crafty Mr Clinton was well aware of when he uttered those famous words.
What he should have said is “I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman,” and then he would have (technically) been telling the truth.
“Sex” implies sexual relations in general, which may include one of three distinct varieties: oral, vaginal and anal. Unless the person wants to differentiate, it’s a bit of a gray zone that still allows for some mystery in terms of what actually happened, other than the fact that you at least came into contact with each other’s genitals.
In my opinion, yes, President Clinton did outright lie with that statement in the way that he phrased it. Of course had he publicly cried “No! I did not insert my penis into her vagina… I merely inserted my cigar,” it probably wouldn’t have gone over very well anyway. How would he have done on a polygraph test if asked if he had sex with Ms Lewinsky? Does he really believe that oral sex doesn’t constitute real sex or was he just trying to hide behind verbiage. I would speculate that the polygraph needle would have indeed been dancing off that chart if that question had been asked!
In the dating and mating world, sometimes people (often women) choose to ignore the reality that a blowjob is still sex. These people may be concerned about adding another number to their “tally of sex partners” or being seen as a slut because they put out too soon. In other cases, the person may be cheating and wants to alleviate their conscience by insisting that it didn’t really count.
Women sometimes have the tendency to space out what kind of sex they allow with a new partner, almost like a reward as the relationship progresses. It’s not uncommon to have a girl agree to oral sex on a date, but insist on “waiting” to have vaginal sex until they “get to know you better” even if that just means waiting for one more date. And likewise, anal sex might be reserved for that extra special guy who she feels she trusts and deserves it. Think of it as graduating to a new level on a video game, or climbing up the totem pole.
Men may also consider oral to be lower on the totem pole of sexual importance too and therefore it might be their first choice with a girl they aren’t especially attracted to or even when it comes to male/male sexual experimentation. Because oral sex allows a passive role for the receiver, imagination can easily transport you elsewhere if you just want to enjoy the sensations without focusing on who the giver is. Maybe all Hugh Grant had to do when he was parked on the side of the road with Divine Brown was to close his eyes and imagine he was with a really hot girl.. like Liz Hurley. Yeah, that one didn’t make much sense, did it?
Some cultures find oral sex to be too degrading for a wife to perform and believe that it belongs in the domain of prostitution. Now let’s be real…Hugh Grant was not part of this culture. But it does bring me to another important point, which is this: guys LOVE blowjobs.
Some men claim that the frequency of blowjobs decreases after marriage. So my final bit of advice is this… ladies, don’t diminish the importance of this kind of oral worship. If it’s never been your thing, then try it with him wearing a flavored condom or use some deliciously flavored lube. You can even spice things up by having him lay down naked and create a banana split sundae that you can eat off him using ice-cream, chocolate sauce and cherries. He provides the banana, of course.
