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Dear Agony Aunt

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MrLosAngeles
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Lately I seem to have developed a chronic swelling. It comes and goes, but always returns. Do you think I should have it looked at? Is it serious?

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Catnip
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Does it occur when you're reading stories at lush? *giggles*
Olivia
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Is it a localised swelling in a certain area?

I suggest you get your partner to give you an oral exam, see if they can identify the issue.

Failing that, a visit to your GP might be in order.
MrLosAngeles
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It DOES seem to be lush-related. Maybe it's just a normal physio-reaction to the environment after all. Currently I have no medico-qualified partner. Perhaps there are volunteers at the clinic? ;) Thank you for your advice.
Guest
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These symptoms are rife in the Lush Community at the moment, must be highly contagious so perhaps we should all be thinking about cyber-vaccinations.
MrLosAngeles
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Good point, trinket! Perhaps there's some topical ointment that could be rubbed on the swelling to make it go down. Now I'm thinking of an "over the counter" therapist smile
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I'm sure there are 'things' that could be rubbed on the swelling to make it go down but I'm pretty sure none of them are ointments LOL
LadyX
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My online master had this affliction, and so I did my best to offer relief within my body. It seemed to work, but now I'm lush-pregnant. sad Maybe just a coincidence? FYI.
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LadyX, i'm sure you have heard the talk about Lush cyber-babies... I'd start saving your money asap LOL
MrLosAngeles
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Those LUSH cyber babies are getting in all the topics now..I knew this would happen..
LadyX
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Quote by trinket
LadyX, i'm sure you have heard the talk about Lush cyber-babies... I'd start saving your money asap LOL


All I wanted was to have a little fun, you know? He told me not to worry, and now I'm stuck with the consequences...

You've been served notice, Jack. Lush-child support is in order....asshole.
Dani
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Quote by LadyX
My online master had this affliction, and so I did my best to offer relief within my body. It seemed to work, but now I'm lush-pregnant. sad Maybe just a coincidence? FYI.


OMG! Can I be the fairy god mother?

░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Magical_felix
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Quote by LadyX
My online master had this affliction, and so I did my best to offer relief within my body. It seemed to work, but now I'm lush-pregnant. :

All I wanted was to have a little fun, you know? He told me not to worry, and now I'm stuck with the consequences...

You've been served notice, Jack. Lush-child support is in order....asshole.


Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.
Buz
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Quote by Magical_felix


Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.


Haven't you ever heard of a butt baby?
Dani
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Quote by Magical_felix


Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.


Immaculate ass conception?

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Magical_felix
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Immaculate ass conception?


Hmmm... We should name him Jesus. (pronounced hey-zeus)
sugarbabe
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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


MrLosAngeles
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Please, people, cyber responsibly...use protection.
Ravyn
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Quote by MrLosAngeles
Please, people, cyber responsibly...use protection.




Haha that is good
sugarbabe
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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


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Quote by LadyX


All I wanted was to have a little fun, you know? He told me not to worry, and now I'm stuck with the consequences...

You've been served notice, Jack. Lush-child support is in order....asshole.



Quote by Magical_felix


Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.



Well Jack, it seems that in cyberland anything is possible!