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lafayettemister
3 weeks ago
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First of all, loyalty and honesty aren't chivalrous, that's just being a decent human being.
But, chivalry can be a good thing, if it isn't overbearing. I'll hold the door open for a woman, but I'll hold it for dudes too if the timing works out a certain way. Which happens frequently. I do think the man should pay, or at least attempt to pay for a first date. Or two. Eventually though, if you date someone long enough, she's going to want to pay sometimes... refusing to "allow" at any point, that's when it becomes offensive chivalry. Also, when you're in a relationship for a while, you get to learn a person's tendencies and know what things the woman you're dating likes you doing for her and which things she'd rather do herself. Respecting her boundaries is the most chivalrous thing you can do.
It can go bad in the other direction. I dated (not for long) a woman that refused to open a door. I recall one cold and windy night, I let her out of the car at the door of the mall while I parked. When I walked up, she was standing and looking at the door... shivering. "Took you long enough". Wtf, if you're cold, open the fucking door and walk inside.
Now, I do believe that men should offer their seat to a standing woman in certain situations. And should always offer his seat to an elderly person, man or woman, and a pregnant woman (most women should do this too, btw).
But, chivalry can be a good thing, if it isn't overbearing. I'll hold the door open for a woman, but I'll hold it for dudes too if the timing works out a certain way. Which happens frequently. I do think the man should pay, or at least attempt to pay for a first date. Or two. Eventually though, if you date someone long enough, she's going to want to pay sometimes... refusing to "allow" at any point, that's when it becomes offensive chivalry. Also, when you're in a relationship for a while, you get to learn a person's tendencies and know what things the woman you're dating likes you doing for her and which things she'd rather do herself. Respecting her boundaries is the most chivalrous thing you can do.
It can go bad in the other direction. I dated (not for long) a woman that refused to open a door. I recall one cold and windy night, I let her out of the car at the door of the mall while I parked. When I walked up, she was standing and looking at the door... shivering. "Took you long enough". Wtf, if you're cold, open the fucking door and walk inside.
Now, I do believe that men should offer their seat to a standing woman in certain situations. And should always offer his seat to an elderly person, man or woman, and a pregnant woman (most women should do this too, btw).
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Velma, no doubt. She'd be my girl. But, Daphne could be my side chick.
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Quote by Buz
Damn, Cajuns! And I can say that as my wife's family are Cajuns.
I forgot to mention there's a line dance that goes with this song. Every woman at a wedding will dance to it, from 16 year old girls to 80 year old women. It's quite funny.
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This song is played at all wedding receptions in south Louisiana, I thought you all would enjoy it. Very very funny... listen all the way through.
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Red Red Whine... I know it's Red Red Wine, but he whines the whole fucking tune. Only song that'll make me immediately change the station.
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This meal is fit for members of the mile-high club.
A Qantas business flier en route from Sydney to Brisbane got an eyeful when a flight attendant delivered her afternoon snack of six dumplings and something very phallic.
Neither her tray table nor her side dish was in the upright position — but the mysterious shriveled veggie took food porn to new heights.
“I asked the server what it was … and he told me that it was a root vegetable,” she told news.com.au. “I asked him to pass me my phone so I could take a photo … I never take photos of food but this was too funny to pass up.
“He blushed and was very apologetic, I don’t think he had ever seen anything quite like it … the lady next to me was cracking up,” she said on condition of anonymity.
The puzzled passenger left the blackened rod untouched — but scarfed down the dumplings and described them as “delicious.”
She later posted her penile pic on Facebook.
“Is that food, or in-flight entertainment?” one user asked.
“Did you ask for a stiff drink to accompany it?” another inquired.
“Definitely a root vegetable they couldn’t serve on Virgin,” a third added.
Food connoisseurs finally agreed that the salacious serving was almost certainly eggplant.
The Qantas domestic business class menu is developed in conjunction with Neil Perry, a chef with Aussie restaurant group Rockpool.
“The cornerstone of good cooking is to source the finest produce,” the site says under its Qantas section.
“Rockpool Consulting endeavours to deliver above and beyond in-flight, bringing restaurant quality to the skies with one eye always cast on consistency, seasonality and quality of food.”
In a statement, Qantas described the innuendo-infused meal as: “Steamed Vegetarian Dumplings with Chilli Black Vinegar and Soy Dressing. The dumplings are accompanied with steamed Japanese Eggplant, which is used commonly in Asian meals. Based on this picture, we may look at renaming it Dumpling Surprise.”
The woman, who planned to fly Qantas to LA next week, laughed off the episode, telling news.com.au she has “high hopes” for her next in-flight meal.
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I lost a strawberry that way once.
You sure you don't mean cherry?
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I don't have an opinion either way. Leaning towards preferring that you make a donation outright to either a hospital-based BRCA specialty clinic or to the BRCA foundation of your choosing. I started this thread mostly to show that BRCA survivors can and do have beautiful breasts.
Thank you Liz and Serene for your donations to the fight.
I apologize for disrupting your thread, I meant no harm. My intent was to do something fun for everyone on Lush, while at the same time raising a little money for the cause.
I lost my grandmother to breast cancer and have lots other members of our extended family as well. Every year, many of us still participate in Relay For Life, even though last year we didn't and it seems like that particular charity is dwindling. But, I have paid to play in a local golf tournament for breast cancer. So, I do give on my own.
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I fail to see how showing your tits on a confined internet forum will help raise awareness to a cause that's already highly widespread: you can spot announcements everywhere, news presenters wear ribbons, plenty of shops have donation boxes. I can't help but think that one must be living an extremely sheltered life if bumping into a few pairs of cyber-tits will suddenly make him/her realize that October is the Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Not to mention that prompting women to show their breasts for the cause is a sheer arbitrary concept; it's like me telling strangers on the street that I'll give $1 to the Colorectal Cancer Association if they can manage to produce an audible fart. Anyone can discreetly donate a fixed amount of their choosing without it being a 'conditional' deed of any sort.
I'm sure it wasn't wrongly intended, but measuring women's investment into the cause by whether or not they're willing to show their boobies to a bunch of unknown creepers is also a pretty low thing to do. Pressuring specific members is even worse: I'm sure both Sprite and Dancing_Doll are already plenty involved into the matter in their own private and personal ways.
If you truly want to support the cause, you can simply donate and move along. There's really no need to turn this into a silly popularity contest.
http://www.abcf.org/
http://www.cancer.org/
http://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/
Who pissed in your Wheaties? Good grief. If you do not wish to participate, just like anyone else, you do not have to. Different communties all over the world have their own fundraisers for charity, doing all sorts of things. On Lush, it seemed like a decent plan. So good a plan, in fact, that last year when it was done ON Lush, the members of Lush raised over $6k for breast cancer research. Could all that money have been raised otherwise? Yes. Would it have been raised? No way to know.
Here's link to the 20 thread pages that happened last year...
Lush... Show Dem Tiddies...
My offer hasn't caught on, and that's fine. But don't call me out for suggesting it. Just move along and find something else to read.
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I'm considering doing like someone did last year, and donating $1 for every Lush lady that shows her tatas. Would that be agreeable to you Hera, since this is your thread? Also, if Sprite and Dancing Doll show their's, I'll put up an extra 5% each of the end-of-month total.
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Yes, you can still join. If you have any trouble, message me here and I'll help work it out. You've missed one week, but with so many games each week, you can easily catch up.
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Sorry everyone, try this link instead...
Lush League
Group ID: 41872
Password: LushGangbang
Lush League
Group ID: 41872
Password: LushGangbang
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I'm not sure what to do about that, RS joined so I don't know why you wouldn't be able to.
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Problem corrected, somehow when I entered the password, a couple extra letters snuck in. I've fixed it, so LushGangbang should work now.
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Okay everyone, get the word out to your friends. We'll need a few more players to make it fun. Season starts tomorrow night, so we don't have much time. Here's the link..
Lush Pick 'Em League
password: LushGangbang
In case you need it, the Group Id# is 41872
Lush Pick 'Em League
password: LushGangbang
In case you need it, the Group Id# is 41872
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Already in an NFL league unfortunately. What kind of morons let me get both Cam Newton AND Tom Brady? All the WRs and RBs got grabbed up but I still managed to get Jeremy Hill and Denver's defense. WTH?
I'm not talking about a fantasy leauge, I'm talking about a pick 'em league. Pick winner team of each game, each week, using +/- on . Running tally kept each week.
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A couple years ago, there was Lush Stories Pick' em league on Yahoo. We didn't do it last year. Anyone interested in playing? I can try to set it up if we have enough interest.
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All of you lovely ladies that don't seem to mind if a guy is trying to look up your skirt... at this moment I'm trying very hard to see up your skirt, so be a pal and go ahead and inbox me those pics. K? Thanks.
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I have a short video clip I want to post, whenever I do, only a small portion shows up in upper left hand corner of playback box. How do I correct this?
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It's okay if two consenting adults say it is. That's all that matters, the two people engaging in the blowjob.
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What if... what IF Cersei and Jamie are also children of the Mad King, Aerys Targaryen? Jamie returns to King's Landing and sees the destruction. On his way to the throne room, surely he found out what happened. Seeing Cersei after she employed Wildfire to kill her enemies and innocents, maybe the look he gave her was a knowing one? Targaryens are known for incest and their love of Wildfire... they go mad. Maybe... MAYBE it will be younger brother Jamie that kills Cersei! Shall he add Queenslayer to his accomplishments?
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Another theory has Tyrion being Dany's sister. Her mad king father supposedly knocked up Tywin Lannister's beloved wife, resulting in the imp. There was a lot of bastardizing occurring in Westeros back in the olden days.
My guess is that Tyrion is a Targaryn. Tywin often said, "you're no son of mine". In my mind, at least, that was solidified when Tyrion was able to approach and unshackle Dany's dragons without being eaten or torched... a talent often associated with Targaryns.
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***Spoiler Alert.. do NOT read if you haven't seen the season finale...
Funny about the lack of an uproar about that septa chick being captured and tortured by the Mountain? All those people complaining about Sansa and Ramsay's wedding night don't seem to mind Unella getting and tortured.
Funny about the lack of an uproar about that septa chick being captured and tortured by the Mountain? All those people complaining about Sansa and Ramsay's wedding night don't seem to mind Unella getting and tortured.