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More complaints from the resident crank - sprite

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so, authors... think about ALL the stories you've ever read. Hemingway? Patterson? King? Tollkien? The Bible? how many of them had dialogue that looked like this:

"MAKE ME CUM!" she shouted.

the answer? none of them. there's no real good reason to capitalize every letter when writing a story. just the little descriptor - she shouted - should give readers the idea. just because you've seen it on other porn stories, doesn't mean it's the way to do it. also, adding letters - i'm going to cuuuuuummmmm! - is just as bad. stop it. please.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Ah, I see someone didn’t read Tolkien’s ‘Silmarillion’!

There’s an old dwarves ballad about a slutty elf.

“FUUUUUK ME!” Cried the elven maiden

So into her mine I dug greedily and deep.

“MAKE ME CUMMmmm!” She coaxed till I unladen

And she roared like a Balrog awaken from sleep.

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Just how many orgasms did those authors depict? And, in this century, how many do their works inspire?

Why did you think it was necessary to capitalize "all"?

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Maybe should have skipped the bible in that list. It may not be in all of them, but nearly every KJ version that I've seen has several declarations in all caps. The I AM verse is the first one that pops into mind. Not the only traditionally published work I've seen where bold/all caps is used to denote the voice of a deity either.

Doesn't really apply to the complaint at hand, but...

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Still chained up in the Mod Basement, I see. Perhaps that surprise PACKAGE on Jen's door step wasn't such a good idea after all -- no judgement, just saying.

Anyway, being the caring soul that I am and recognizing too well the symptoms of isolation mania, can I send Alloette down with a basket of necessaries? Lower case chewies were half price today, so I got a big bag to share.

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so, authors... think about ALL the stories you've ever read. Hemingway? Patterson? King? Tollkien? The Bible? how many of them had dialogue that looked like this:

"MAKE ME CUM!" she shouted.

the answer? none of them. there's no real good reason to capitalize every letter when writing a story. just the little descriptor - she shouted - should give readers the idea. just because you've seen it on other porn stories, doesn't mean it's the way to do it. also, adding letters - i'm going to cuuuuuummmmm! - is just as bad. stop it. please.

So how about:

"Make me cum...!" she shouted, stretching out the last word into one long syllable until she ran out of breath and nearly passed out. Then, after inhaling deeply and regaining lucidity, did the same as she shouted, "Please...!".

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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So how about:

"Make me cum...!" she shouted, stretching out the last word into one long syllable until she ran out of breath and nearly passed out. Then, after inhaling deeply and regaining lucidity, did the same as she shouted, "Please...!".

"Make me cum," she screamed, dragging it out until she was hoarse.

Nothing new on here, but my entry in the StoriesSpace "Not What It Looks Like" comp is now up.

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Regarding onomatopoeic words, what's your take on capitalizing them to emphasize the sound outside of dialogue. A loud bang shook the ground beneath their feet vs a BANG shook the ground beneath their feet. From a stylistic perspective, the capitalization can emphasize suddenness and loudness of the sound, but it also seems kind of juvenile and silly. I'm in two minds of it.

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect and screamed, "MAKE ME CUM!!!”

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect and screamed, "MAKE ME CUM!!!”

It’s always Kafka with you…

Granted he’s probably the most erotic author ever known…

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It’s always Kafka with you…

Granted he’s probably the most erotic author ever known…

I was gonna go with "Call me Cumslut" but this seemed more accessible.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

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Sprite, check out comics or look at the old Batman tv series for more examples of this FORM OF WRITING THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE. Apparently, It seems quite common. I am not sure much can be done to eradicate it. What is the remedy? What do you suggest?

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Sprite, check out comics or look at the old Batman tv series for more examples of this FORM OF WRITING THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE. Apparently, It seems quite common. I am not sure much can be done to eradicate it. What is the remedy? What do you suggest?

Well, if fanfic and parodies were allowed here, I for one would consider a smutty parody of that very show. Batman and Robin in a hot three-way with Catwoman.

"USE YOUR BAT-COCK ON ME YOU FLYING RODENT!" she screamed.

Nothing new on here, but my entry in the StoriesSpace "Not What It Looks Like" comp is now up.

Plus One

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It was the best of cums, it was the worst of cums.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Voyeur @ f/64
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It was a dark and stormy cum; his rain fell in torrents-- (which would actually improve the story for many folks)

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so, authors... think about ALL the stories you've ever read. Hemingway? Patterson? King? Tollkien? The Bible? how many of them had dialogue that looked like this:

"MAKE ME CUM!" she shouted.

the answer? none of them. there's no real good reason to capitalize every letter when writing a story. just the little descriptor - she shouted - should give readers the idea. just because you've seen it on other porn stories, doesn't mean it's the way to do it. also, adding letters - i'm going to cuuuuuummmmm! - is just as bad. stop it. please.

I like all caps, and repeated letters. Sometimes they are the perfect way to express anything loud or out-of-control - e.g. anger, orgasm etc. J.K. Rowling uses all caps, as does Terry Pratchett, and George Orwell. Jaymal, CarltonStJames, VioletVixen, and doubtless many others use them, along with repeated letters. DeviantSusie makes a positive art-form out of repeated letters, and she does it so well: have a look through her stories, and you'll see what I mean.

Why not just use descriptors? Well, you can - and sometimes this works very well. But I like, when possible, to show rather than tell. Expressing the "music" of a character's speech, i.e. its rhythm, its resonance, its weight, its pacing, through unconventional orthographies, can save unwieldy descriptive vocabulary, especially at a moment of high drama in a story, or a sexual climax. It conveys the subtleties of how that character is feeling, without too much narrative intrusion. "I'm c-c-cccoming" is completely different from "I'm cominnnnnng..." from "'M COMIIIIING!!!" Read them out loud, and they make you feel different - in a way that narrative description can struggle to achieve.

Yes, it's pornographic. But we are writing porn, aren't we? Porn is "the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement". Whether we describe our stories as porn, or erotica, or smut, and whatever our personal stylistic preferences, it's all about fucking. There are different literary styles available to us pornographers, some more appropriate to certain contexts than others. But these different styles lie on the same spectrum. They can work in partnership, rather than opposition.

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

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Actually, Tom Wolfe may be “guilty “ of this usage as well!

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I think the issue comes when it's overused, as with everything else, really. I get the point, but after a few times, it just gets utterly distracting.

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Listen: Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time whilst yelling, “MAKE ME CUMMM!!!”

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

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Can I be controversial and say that the use of capitals is a failure of not being descriptive enough?

This is my collection of muses and stories.

The Pianist - Dreamers must eat, and at their lowest ebb, any dream is still possible.

Vengeance - At the end of her tether, Anais descends into an all-consuming need for revenge.

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I’ll just leave this here 😘

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/cuuummmnninnngggg

one of the perks of my position is that i can suspend or ban accounts at whim. don't push it, girlie.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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one of the perks of my position is that i can suspend or ban accounts at whim. don't push it, girlie.

I'm sorry but...

The original post on this thread was completely inappropriate and should have been deleted immediately. If added nothing to the general guidance of story submission criteria and was merely a 'Moderator' venting their spleen after a difficult day, not for the first time.

But, we've all had them (difficult days that is).

However, the thread hardly qualifies as a 'Site Announcement'. It is also completely pointless and worthless as the only people reading and commenting on it are long standing and highly accomplished authors who if they chose to capitalise or use extended vowel and constanant sounds as part of a story would do so with a clear understanding of what they were trying to achieve.

I for one am always truly appreciative of the efforts that Story Moderators make in checking our stories. Without them there would be no site, but to have a Moderator threaten to ban an author 'at whim' simply is unacceptable.

A little while ago a 'Moderator' told me in a PM that if there were issues those were best resolved by a private message/conversation rather than making public statements. I think she should heed her own advice.

I'm reporting this thread and the comment above as I believe it constitutes bullying behaviour contrary to the sites Forum Guidelines. If I'm banned 'at whim' as a result of that, so be it.

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

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one of the perks of my position is that i can suspend or ban accounts at whim. don't push it, girlie.

Oh I love it when you act mean… flutters my eyelashes at you 😘

2 competition winning stories, 1 Famous story, a smattering of Editor's Picks, a handful of Recommended Reads and one Clitorides award are scattered amongst my stories.

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Oh I love it when you act mean… flutters my eyelashes at you 😘

you know i only do it cause i have the hots for you, right? ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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I'm sorry but...

The original post on this thread was completely inappropriate and should have been deleted immediately. If added nothing to the general guidance of story submission criteria and was merely a 'Moderator' venting their spleen after a difficult day, not for the first time.

But, we've all had them (difficult days that is).

However, the thread hardly qualifies as a 'Site Announcement'. It is also completely pointless and worthless as the only people reading and commenting on it are long standing and highly accomplished authors who if they chose to capitalise or use extended vowel and constanant sounds as part of a story would do so with a clear understanding of what they were trying to achieve.

I for one am always truly appreciative of the efforts that Story Moderators make in checking our stories. Without them there would be no site, but to have a Moderator threaten to ban an author 'at whim' simply is unacceptable.

A little while ago a 'Moderator' told me in a PM that if there were issues those were best resolved by a private message/conversation rather than making public statements. I think she should heed her own advice.

I'm reporting this thread and the comment above as I believe it constitutes bullying behaviour contrary to the sites Forum Guidelines. If I'm banned 'at whim' as a result of that, so be it.

i know. i'm getting rebuked even as we speak.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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i know. i'm getting rebuked even as we speak.

If it prevents just one instance of uninspiring, uninspired all-caps-repeat-letter-multiple-exclamation-points, it'll have been worth it, really 😐