I'll have to work on making this part interesting & enjoyable. I owe you that if you've read this far, right? I'll whip it up some witty banter to charm my way into your pants, if not your heart. ;}
So finally, who really is this Carlos guy. Snapshots are the best, Carlos is a guy who once was very opinionated, selfish, stubborn, hypocritical, And immature. At the same time, he was also honest, decent, helpful, caring, and loyal. Hmm, needs a little more detail.
Carlos found Monty Python absolutely hilarious because he got the jokes, despite being the only fan I knew, a preteen, a 'bloody colonial'. Dead Parrot, Lumberjack, Dead Bishop, and even memorized the entire Arguement Clinic (stupid git?) before I was 13. That, Benny Hill, and The Goodies virtually guaranteed I'd be labeled a weirdo because of my unique tastes. Less 'complex', for lack of a better term bored me.
At one time I was the teenaged founder of a punk-metal band called 'Savage Patch Kids' while being influenced by such artists as diverse as Muddy Waters or Steely Dan or Slayer or Descendents.
The tenth grade placement testing revealed I was two years behind in math, but sophomore college level reading and comprehension. This placed me in remedial math class with all the heavy metal stoners, then immediately afterwards I attended what was called 'A E English' with all the college prep kids. Two notable facts: 1, class consisted of introduction to Shakespere and, 2, college prep kids smoked better weed.
I was a trainwreck as a husband and only brought avoidable pain upon myself. Irresponsible, unfaithful, manipulative, selfish, but I sold it well. I learned the hard way, but I learned very well.
Interests Femininity, cute suckable toes, nudity, confidence, honesty to a fault. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Favorite Movies Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Spun, American Beauty, Brazil, Blazing Saddles, Boondock Saints, The Salton Sea, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, The Godfather
Favorite TV Shows I don't watch too much TV, but I'm a zombie fan so anything with rotting undead.
Oh, and huge Rick & Morty fan! Can't wait till Rule 34 kicks in. (Don't Judge)
Favorite Music I'm from a long line of musicians and into many different kinds, but I mostly grew up on classic rock, early British alt., & old school punk. A short list: Here's a few notables: The O'Jays, The Vandals, Atlanta Rhythm Section, Alkaline Trio, El Gran Combo De Puerto Rico, Descendents, Stevie Wonder, Reverend Horton Heat. DOPE, Celia Cruz Dorthy Moore singing Misty Blue still makes me cry a little.
Will hottie husband and rosie cheeks pop their anal cherries?
“What do we do now?” I ask smiling. We are still bent over the bed, with our new toys in our respective asses. “Well, we leave them in a while and then take them out. So, why don't we go watch some of the new Netflix series to pass the time,” he says, pul...
