Anniversary Surprise
This was probably something I was never meant to see, not to mention hear, but when I came home early with flowers in my hand like the romantic dumbass that I certainly am, with the full intent on surprising her for our tenth wedding anniversary, it was me who ended up being the most surprised."Mmmm... Oh, god. Oh, fuck. Mmmmm," were the sounds that greeted me as I opened the door and stepped in.For a second I thought I w...