Chapter One Peter Balls deep inside of a random chick—that’s where I was supposed to be, not microwaving pizza bites and hanging mistletoe around my dad’s office. “I appreciate your help, Peter.” My dad gripped my shoulder and gave it a gentle squeeze. “I know you had plans in Vegas.” “It’s okay.” I’d rather be gripping a ponytail and grunting, but Dad needed me. He sighed. His caramel skin, usually smooth and youthful,...
Cookie held a finger to her lips while looking up at the camera. Then she went over to the door of her room and opened it. I faintly heard Mom say something over the Christmas music in my earbuds, and then Cookie said, “What do you think, Sis? Follow them.” Mom responded, and then Cookie gave me a thumbs-up to the camera. She crawled into bed to wait, striking a sexy pose. The wait for Mom to change felt as if it was...
My cock was bouncing up to tap against her as she moved into position. Then she grabbed my erection, stood it up, and wiggled it through her damp pussy hair. I drew in a deep breath of anticipation just before she slid me into her. She whimpered and I groaned in almost perfect counterpoint as she slowly sank down on top of me. She felt like pure heaven. “Your cock feels so good inside me, baby,” she said as the last of me...
‘Twas the night before Christmas… Now this is the way to spend Christmas Eve! The halls - or at least the room - have been decked for Christmas, with a blue spruce spreading its heady scent through the living room. All the light comes from the colored Christmas lights that festoon the tree, and those woven into the garland that hangs in swags on all four walls. You both have a glass of warm mulled wine and Christmas music...
I guess you could say I come from a broken home. To say my family was not typical of American values would be the understatement of the year. We have no values. Most of us are either in prison or just haven't been caught yet. Because I come from a very large family, that's a lot of people who shouldn't be amongst the rest of society. Disfunction was the name of the game. There was no one to teach us right from wrong, good...
Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked XXXmas a lot... But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not! The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his cock was two sizes too small. B...
It started out innocently enough – but I guess it always does. As long as I can remember, Mom had always greeted me and wished me goodbye with a little peck on the lips. Naturally, I tried to avoid it as I got older out of embarrassment, and by the time I was a teenager, it was something rare that only happened at home. That changed when Dad walked out on us. Mom was devastated, and I did everything in my power to help...
Over the river and through the woods, to Grandmother’s house we go. It’s going to be a long few days. I thought my ordeal was over when Patty went away to college, and in a way, it was. She only came home for holidays, and they were always busy, so I could usually find ways to put distance between us. It wasn’t that we had a bad relationship. Quite the opposite, in fact. Though she was two years older, she had always tri...
‘Tis the season to be jolly,As it gets to that time of yearWhen the festive cheer is once again Among us. In every park, Christmas carols are being sungBringing joy to allAnd to everyone that hears them. Peeps accidentally meeting,Under the mistletoe Kissing when they do. Everyone giving and receiving,Christmas presents Spreading the Christmas Cheer everywhere they go. Decorations are hung,Adorn a Christmas treeTypically...
April awoke to the sound of a winter wind blowing outside her window. She shivered a little at the sound, then sat up and took a couple deep breaths. To her relief, she didn’t cough and her lungs felt more or less clear. After checking her temperature to confirm that her fever was gone, April jumped out of bed and stretched. “It’s over,” she said aloud to the empty room, “That fucking disease is really over.” April had be...
A carpet of pure snow flakes do here lieAmong the grass, icy dew dissolves,The fractals, each one unique and fleetingColours, a prism in which the light evolves A little bird, ‘gainst a thorn his breast yieldsHark! His winter song, his feathers are rentBlood from his heart, soak’d that we may seeOn crimson path, the winter – heaven sent Nought but the silence of the night descendsThe passing of the solstice, the shortest...
Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human...
“There is a beast in man that must be exercised, not exorcised.”-The Satanic Bible***It was Christmas Eve, and Jolly Old Saint Nicholas had one last job to do. A job he dreaded.He stood at an iron door in the side of a mountain at the top of the world, hesitating as he lifted a rusted key from around his neck. Did he really have to go through with it? Maybe this year, just for once, he could skip this last chore. Maybe ev...
WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY.Outside the world was white and frosty with the North wind blowing great gusts of snow this way and that depending on its mood. But in a small bungalow way out in the middle of nowhere recently wed Ted and Alice were enjoying their first Christmas morning together opening their presents...Ted opened his last gift to discover a box full of multi-colored golf balls staring back at him. H...
The next day was a full one. Jemma was already gone to a family gathering by the time I awakened, and Holly was on her way out the door to work. Thankfully, my sister had chosen less sexy attire, because once she got off work, I was around her for the rest of the day at our mother’s house.We had lunch, played cards, had dinner, watched A Christmas Story, and then went on the traditional Christmas light cruise. Grandma...
