Coach is Coming: Birthday Sex
Myth Number One: Those who can't do, coach.
“Mmmh! Valley High School,” I mumble. I stop and motion. “He is really hot.” “He’s a coach, and he’s probably like twenty four,” Ryan says, punching a number into the keyboard in front of us. “Please,” I say. “You honestly don’t think he’s hot?” “I do,” Ryan says. “But, as your best friend, I’ll let you call dibs. Plus, he probably doesn’t swing my way.” Ryan forms his best pouty face. We’ve been sitting at a score table...