New York City - Today

"Manhattan Heliport, quick as you can. I'm already late."

 "Yes, Ma'am. Fastest way will be FDR, about fordy-five minutes."

"Damn. Isn't there a quicker way?"

 "Park Avenoo will be slow. The FDR is quickest, truss me, Lady."

 "Okay. Let's go. No time to lose."

 "Yuse goin anywheres nice?"

 "Philly. A meeting."

"Right."

"I have to make a call...Hello, Harvey, I'm in a taxi on my way to the helicopter now. I'm a little late. Ten minutes or so. Will they wait for me? I had a problem with the car and had to deal with that before I could get going...

"...What? They won't wait ten minutes? What am I supposed to do?...

"...When is the next one?...

"...Listen, Harvey. You get on that fucking helicopter without me and you are fired. You might be the hotshot in our office but I still outrank you and right now, you are pissing me off. What do we pay these guys for, the helicopter people...?

 "...what? We are sharing it? We pay three thousand fucking dollars and we share the fucking thing? Are you kidding me...?

 "...Well you can tell the fucking pilot he's fired too. This is pissing me right off. I’ll be on the next one but you can't postpone the meeting. Milliard's won't wait...Driver, can't you go any faster??"

 "Sorry, Lady. It's da speed limit here. I gonna lose my license if I'm caught speeding again."

"...No, not you, Harvey. Listen, just because we live together does not give you the right to tell me what to do. I am your boss, remember?...

"...What did you just say, Harvey? You just stepped over a line that you should not have crossed. Threatening me is beyond the pale. You seem to forget that I have seen your puny penis. I know how useless it is, how useless you are. God, why did I listen to you and your bullshit spiel about what a great lover you are…

"…You want me to be the one to tell the company how you compare to a real man. You are done with this company, Harvey. You do not threaten me with exposing what we are doing. I do not give a shit who you tell, understand? You are fired. You needn't bother getting on that helicopter. Let the others go and tell them I'll be in Philly two hours later. If you can't do that, put Marie on the phone and fuck off."

"Jesus fucking H Christ. That fucking prick!"

"You talkin to me, Lady? Sorry, da glass is open a liddle. I could'n help overhearin, sorry."

"Er, no, no problem. Doesn't matter. Sorry you had to listen to that. He just pissed me off and I suppose I was venting there a little. I guess you hear a lot of stuff in here all day? Sorry, I’m blathering, just ignore me."

"No offence taken, Ma'am. I heard much worse in here from all sorts’a people, spensive dressers, high-class acts, even priests, rabbis and others. You should hear dem on da phones. What sord a car you got?"

"Er, it's a Lexus. I only had it three weeks. The red engine light was on this morning. It wouldn’t let me start the engine. I had to call the tow company and the dealer. That's why I'm late."

"Lexus are priddy good cars. One of da best. Iss unusual for them to have a problem. My cousin, Laura, she has one. Had it a couple a years now and not a flicker of a problem. Goes like a dream, she tells me."

"Yes, well, mine isn't going at all, damn thing. Why are we moving so slowly?"

"Looks like the FDR is red up near da Williamsburg bridge. Maybe jus a lodda traffic. Lemme check…Despatch, Mike Lima one niner. I'm on FDR south, why'm I stuck?"

"One niner, major accident under the Williamsburg bridge. Semi has jack-knifed across the southbound. Iss closed down now. Find another route, Marty. Good luck."

"You hear that, lady? Road ahead iss closed. I need to get on to first. Best we get off now afore we get snarled in da jam."

"My map shows that to be seven minutes longer. Now the FDR is showing red backed up to East Twenty-third. Fuck it. I had four minutes to spare now we are at minus three. I will miss that fucking flight. Now First is showing some red ahead. Damnation!"

"Thad'll be the traffic coming off of da FDR. We all see da same maps these days. I could cut over to Park Avenoo and hope it's better."

"Whatever you think best, Marty. Is that your name, Marty? I guess you are Martin?"

"Yes, Ma'am. Marty Gallagher. At your service. Pleased to meet you, lady."

"Yes. Right. I'm Liza, like Minnelli. Likewise. Christ, I could murder a coffee."

"I ain't sposed to let you have coffee in da cab but under da circumstances, I spose you can get one. Just wait 'til we get over this red and then hop out. I won't be movin any time soon. Here you go, dat diner right dere. Best coffee in mid-town."

"Can I get you one?"

"Yeah, why not? Espresso, straight up. Thanks"

'Geez, dat broad has some bees up her ass! Man, what a looker and dose tits! I don spose they are fake. Poor Harvey. He had his chance an blew it. Maybe she needs a man wid a real dick. She could use mine if she knew aboud it!'

"Here you go, Marty. No charge. So now it tells me we are nineteen minutes late. I will have to get the flight at eleven. So now I'm almost two hours early! Fuck it."

"So, Harvey done measure up? Dat's a shame wid a bootiful broad like you. If you pardon me sayin so, Liza wid a Zee!"

"No. Not a problem. Actually, thank you. I don't mind a compliment now and then, Marty. Harvey has a lot of shortcomings. Actually, short-comings about sums him up. He's small, quick and not very plentiful. Anyway. I shouldn't be talking to a stranger about an employee."

"I tort he was an ex-employee. Sorry. Just sayin.”

“Yes, Marty. You’re right. Ex everything after what he said to me, stupid prick. Sorry, you don’t need to hear all this. Just drive.”

“Liza wid a Zee, iss not a problem, really. I get to have therapy sessions wid a lot of my rides, really. I like to listen. Maybe sometime I got good advise for dem, you never know.”

“All I need is for you to get me to the heliport, thanks. That and a new personal assistant and a new boyfriend.”

“Ha, he is some noo level of stoopid to blow you off, Liza wid a Zee. You are one very good lookin lady and he muss want his ead examined.”

“I can’t argue there, Marty. You are about spot on.”

 “So, he din’t measure up in the equipment department. Das a shame, shame for you coz I’m guessing you could handle a real man”

“Marty, where are you going with this conversation? I don’t think discussing Harvey’s lack of equipment is entirely appropriate between me and a New York cab driver! And as for what I can handle is not a subject for discussion even with my close friends.”

“If you wan’id to use a decent-sized piece of equipment, you wone have to look very far, jus over my shoulde!"

"What? What are you saying? What on earth makes you think I would want anything to do with a New York cab driver, even if you are quite good looking. You sound like a thirties gangster movie."

"Maybe dats cuz I din't finish high school. But I know Noo York jus fine. You really ought to check this out, Lady Liza. Just sose you know what a real dick looks like. It's getting just a liddle hard over here. I kinda like your perfume and your voice. It's a real turn-on, Lady. I can get it out and show you if you like. We ain't going nowhere."

"I have no intention of looking at your dick, however enormous it is. Don't get it out on my account, Marty. Just keep it to yourself for now, thank you."

"All you gotta do is lean forward an peek over my shoulder. It can touch my belly-button when iss hard."

"Really, Marty. That's amazing. Just concentrate on driving, will you. I think we've done talking. Can you close the window. I need to make another call."

"Sure thing, lady. As you wish."

"Marie, yes, it's me. Are you all ready to go? Is that the engine I can hear...?

"...Okay. Good. I'm going to miss this one. I’m stuck in traffic. I'll get the flight at eleven. How's Harvey...?

"...Serves him right, useless prick. I'm glad he's gone. He was useless in bed too. I just told the driver he had too many shortcomings, which is exactly the way to describe that prick...

 "...What? Oh, nothing. He overheard me sacking him and I told him. Just polite conversation, why...?

"...Actually he's quite good-looking, about thirty-five maybe but his voice is out of a thirties gangster movie. He sounds like that Mickey Rooney character. Baby Face Nelson. I told him that too...

"...We already had a date. I bought him coffee while we were stuck in the traffic...

"...Well, he did offer to show me his dick. I declined. It's just so out of whack for me right now, what with little Harvey gone...

"...Well, he overheard me talking to Harvey and I told him he was useless in that department and the driver told me he was more than adequately equipped to please a woman, something along those lines...

"...Are you kidding me, Marie? Why would I do that? I don't need a...

"...Wait. You really think I should?…

"… Hold on. I have to get him to open the window screen. He's opened it now. He knows I'm looking. I'm looking over his shoulder. He's wearing shorts. Jeezus fucking H Christ. It's sticking out of the leg of his shorts and almost reaches his knee. Fucking hell…

"… I'll have to call you back...

"...Yes, enjoy the trip."

"You like, Lady Liza? You ever see dat much meat on a man afore?"

"Fucking hell! No, that is an enormous cock! You are right. I am damn sure that will please any woman. Is it hard yet?"

"About half. It gets a lot harder when a pair of priddy hands get ahold on it, or better still, hot lips. Then it will be really hard."

“Jeez, Marty. That is an impressive sight. Do you have someone to take care of that for you?”

“Not right now. Last one left bout a month ago. She couln’t handle my needs, if youze know wad I mean.”

“I’m not surprised. That is a monster. I’m not sure if I can…”

“Sure you can, Lady Liza. Sure you can. All you have to do is ask nicely and I can stop for you.”

"Er, is there somewhere...?"

"A course. Most of us drivers knows a few places. See da diner on da corner. The alley off to the right goes a way around the back to da dumpsters. It's a quiet spot, even for Noo York. Here we go. I can just reverse it a liddle, get it out of sight. There we go. All private. Just let me get in the back wid you. You sit tight…

"...Dere, dass better, Ima gonna keep my shirt on, in case anyone comes by. I godda have a look at dose titties of yours, Lady Liza. Take that jacket off. You can keep the skirt on, just take them panties off. I like your smell, Lady Liza."

"It’s Chanel number five.  Hold on a second, there, help me with my jack…thanks. Let me open my shirt, there, how do you like them titties? Hah! Titties! All mine, all real, and all yours, Marty, just for now. Bite but no blood, okay?"

"Yes, ma'am. Bite but no blood. Same for me, but gentle bites on my rod, okay?"

"Mmmm. That feels good. Let me open my legs a bit more. That's better. Oh, my. Your tongue is clever. Just keep doing that. Pinch my nipples harder, go on, harder. Just keep sucking, licking, oh that tongue. Harder, more tongue inside, oh yes. That’s so good. I can feel your cock with my foot. Fuck, that is biggggg..nnnnn, more, harder, faster, more, yes, yes, oh yes. Cumming, cumming, cumming, I'm cumming! Fuuuuucccckkkkk, stop! Enough. Stop. Fuck, that was quick. Here sit down, let me. My turn."

"Oh yes, lady. Dat's nice. Your hands are small. I like da red nails. You can get da head in your mouth, there you go. I don't expect you to deep-throat me. Nobody ever did since high school. Dat feels real nice. See, now iss hard. I tole you. You never held a cock dat hard afore, did ya, lady.”

“No, Marty, you’re right. That is a truly outstanding piece of meat, as you call it. Mmmmm, let me…”

“Oh yes, lady, dats nice. Keep sucking, make it real wet. You can sit on him any time you like. Just slop some more spit on it. It'll fit, Lady, done worry bout dat. I never been stopped by a tight pussy afore. You jest need to relax. Relax, spread your knees a bit more. Hold the top, aim it right, spread those lips, hold them open, there you go. Now, push down a liddle. Slide down an relax. There you go, now wait, wait until your pussy stops squeezing him. Relax and take a deep breath. Now a bit more, that's it, a liddle more. There you have about half inside now."

“Half! Fuck, I can’t take much more of this, Marty. Just let me sit a moment. This feels incredible. I have never been so stuffed. Fuck you taste nice. Open your mouth.”

“Sit a while and relax,lady. You can just slide the rest of the way down as you relax. Jeez, your pussy is tight, Lady. But wet. So wet, it'll slide right on in if you just sit there. Led it happen. No rush. Man, that feels as good as it has ever felt. You have such perfect tits, Lady. I need to suck some milk from those big nipples. They look so hard, waitin for a real man to suck on them. You just relax while I milk your titties lady. Mmmmmnnnn"

"Oh yes, suck, suck harder. Suck and squeeze them, yes, that's good. Fuck me, you’re cock is so deep. I can't go down any more. I'm as relaxed as I ever can be with that fucking huge pole of flesh inside. Jeez, that feels good. I'm going to ride it a little. I need to feel how it is to fuck your cock. Oh, Christ, that's good. Fuck, fuck. Hey. I'm not taking any precautions. Be sure you come outside. You can come in my mouth if you like. Do you like coming in a woman's mouth? Stupid question, really. All men love coming in a woman's mouth. Let me know when it's time. I want to watch this. Oh, fuck that feels good. I have almost all of it inside now. I would not have thought that possible. Holy fucking hell, that's good. Keep sucking. I just need to rub my clit a bit, lean back a touch, let my hand down there, that's it, perfect, oh yes, yes! Cumming now, Marty, just let me rub a bit more and aaagghhhh! Yes, fuck, yess, cumming, cumming!"

"Jeez, lady. Dat’s some kinda orgasm you had dere. I’m impressed. You ready fer some more? If you lie on da seat, I can fuck youze properly. I'll pull out in plenty of time, I promise. Ima just move up the seat and come in your mouth. That's it, lie dere, now spread and let me put dis back inside. There we go, oh man, dat is good, You have it all, almost all. I love watching you rub your pussy. Make yourself cum again and I'll be right behine you. That's it, faster, harder, fuck dat looks hot. Your titties are bouncing in perfect circles. Hold one, dat's it. Pinch it, yes, like dat. I can feel your cunt squeezing my cock. You're coming, lady. Man are you fucking coming! I never felt a cunt squeeze like dat afore. Man dat looks so hot. You gonna pass out, lady? Breathe, breathe deep. You can let go my arms now. Let your legs come down, lay dem on the seat. Ima ready to come now, lady, turn this way, that's it. Fuck me, lady, you are gonna make me come. Just let go, let go. Here, open your mouth, watch, wait a second, just a few pumps will do it, there, dere, fuck, fuck, cum, fuck, dere. You caught most all of it. You have a liddle on your cheek. You gonna swallow dat love juice, lady? It's full of vitamins. Dere you go, good girl. Wow, dats a lot. It's been a few days since I nutted. You got da full load there, lady."

 "Marty, Marty. That was the most fantastic orgasm since, forever, maybe. Of all time. Your cock inside me just touched me in exactly the right way. My cunt wanted to eat your cock, keep it with me forever. Your cum tastes of bananas. Sweet. Jeez. I can't believe we did that. I have never done anything like this before but that thing with Harvey needled me so much. I guess this was to get him out of my system. Well, it worked. I feel fantastic. Do you have any tissues?"

"Here you go, lady. All part of da service. Drop them in dis bag when you finish. My cock don' need no cleanin since you sucked it all down. Seein you swallow dat was so damn sexy. Man. I wish you could have seen it. Better than da shit on Pornhub, for shore! Here, look, a liddle drop more. There you go, all gone again! Wow. Dat was the best, lady. I'd really like to try that again but I guess you done wan nuthin to do wid no taxi driver wid an accent?"

"Marty, you know where I live, on ninety-second, so I can't hide that from you. I'd be delighted to see you again and do some more of this. I'd like to do it in a lot of places in my apartment. We can finish on the bed, after we try the living room table, the dining table, the kitchen units, the washing machine, the dryer, the bath and the toilet. Then we can have dinner sent up and wait an hour and do it all again. How does that sound?"

"Sounds kinda like we are goin to have a fun time in da coming weeks. If it works, it works, if not, we both get to have some incredible sex together. We will always have dat, forever. So when d’you wanna give it a shot?"

"I get back from Philly at seven. What time do you finish?"

"I finish at six, six til six is my shift. I can be dere and pick youze up at seven, no problem. Let me help you wid dat jacket. Dere we go. All back to normal. Now we need to get going again. You only have an hour!"

"Jeez. How long were we fucking about in here? Is that the time already. I thought we finished in about ten minutes. We've been fucking for over half an hour. Fuck, get a move on, Marty. I can't afford to miss the eleven o'clock flight. Let's go!"

"...Marie, me again. Sounds like you're airborne. Did Harvey leave already...?

"...Good, good riddance. Listen, Marie. Can you open the meeting without me. We can't expect Milliard's to postpone. They have schedules too. You chair our side. If it runs on after lunch, I can join you then…

"…Listen, I trust you on this. You can do it. You have the smarts, I know it. Just don't let them push you below two hundred and fifty, whatever happens. Okay...?

"...Er, well, er, yes. Listen, I'll tell you all about it when I see you later. You'll get to meet him. He's picking me up at seven when the helicopter lands. His name is Marty...

"...No, I will not tell you over the phone! Concentrate on Milliards, never mind me. I'll see you later and tell you then. Bye for now."

"Marty, do you have a card? I need a cab about twice a week. We must do this again. Are there many places you know like this?"

"Lady, I know dozens. I catch a break and sleep ten minutes sometimes. Dere are places like dis on almost every block. Some are more public, under bridges an so on. Some places you can go and see a dozen or more cars wid couples gettin it on. Some go just to watch, others go to be seen and perform. Some places you see doggin, women fucking strangers outside their cars. I watched a coupla times. It's hot. Hey, the traffic is easier now. We should be there in about twenty minutes. You'll have fordy minutes to wait. We got time to do it again if you like? There's a cool spot just up here behind the library."

"Well, it's very tempting but maybe we should wait until tonight. You need to conserve your strength if we are going to do it in all the places I described."

"Lady Liza, I can do it as often as you want, five times a day if'n you up for dat. Try me. I jus need a liddle time to recover. I'm recovered now and he's gettin hard already jus thinkin about it."

"Oh, alright. But we must be quick. I'll take my pants off now. Can you fuck me from behind. I can come really quickly if you fuck me doggy style."

"I can fuck you any style you like. Here we go. We're on a bit of a slope here so I have to set the brake. So move over, turn around, on your knees and we'll be quick. That's it. I will keep my clothes on this time. You have the most perfect ass, you know that? Just hold still now while I spit on it, just perfect. Here he comes, hold your lips open a liddle. Dat's it. Right in we go. Your pussy is still soaking wet. Jeez, that's still so tight. Tell me when you get enough. This will be quick, Lady, real quick."

"Just fuck me, Marty. Be as quick as you like. Just make sure you pull out. Don't come on my back. You'll ruin a six hundred dollar jacket. I can turn around again. Feed me some more of your hot cum, Marty. Thinking about you coming in my mouth while I rub my clit like this is making me so fucking horny. I am about to cum already. Just keep fucking me, Marty, keep fucking, keep slamming me with that enormous cock. Fuck me, Marty, fuck me harder, fuck meeeeeeeeee! Cumming, cummmmmming, cummmming, oh fuck. Now you, come on, now you. Come here, look, fill my mouth up, I'm ready, shoot, cum now Marty, yeahhhh!"

"Here you go, Lady. All yours. Just let me rest the tip of my dick on your tongue, that's it. Here it comes, jeesus, fuck, cumming, cumming, lots of cum for you. Can you take some more, good girl. Okay, show me, show me like dey do in da porn movies, Oh God, yes, just like dat. Now swallow. Oh, fuck, that is so sexy. Look, just a drip left. That's it. Lick it clean again. Damn, woman. You are so fuckin hot! I need to sit for a minute. Let my legs stop shaking. Now that was quick. Seven minutes since we parked. We have lots of time."

 "Marty. I need to have one more, just me. You can watch if you like. I just need to sit with my feet up on the seat. Like this. I rub, like this and squeeze my left breast. I can make myself cum in seconds like this. I squirt a little if I do it slowly. I'll squirt on you, Marty. Not this time but later, when I can take my time. Close already, just another minute, close, I'm cumming, cumming, cumming oh fuck me, cumming hard. Oh holy fucking hell. That's awesome! I need another tissue. I'm soaking. Thank you. That's better. I can put my pants back on now. So, let's get moving, Marty. No more stops on the way, Okay?"

"Yes, Ma'am. No more stops. By the way. Should I bring the video we just made to the apartment tonight? We can watch some real porn while we eat dinner."

"What? You videoed all this? Why? How could you do that? I never gave you permission for that!"

"Whoa. Don't be mad. It's for security. All cabs have at least one camera. I have four. Da video is mine and mine only unless dere's an incident. I'll bring you da hard-drive tonight. I promise nobody will ever see it, apart from us. Trust me, Liza. I don't want no problems here, believe me."

"You'd better be right, Marty. I cannot have this made public. You have no idea who I am. My reputation is important to me."

"You are Elizabeth Garlista, attorney at law, specialising in company law. Youze are representing Killet and Jennings in the imminent take-over by Milliard's and Sons. Dey have offered two hundred and twenty-five million and you won't sell for less than two-fifty. I read da financial papers for fun. I ged all my news from the WSJ! Anythin' you need to know? Closing prices for the top 100? I have dem in my head. Major stock trades yesterday, I have dem in my head. Trade margins for the top twenty stockbrokers, I have dem in my head. I do it for fun. Here we are. Manhattan heliport. Better late dan never. Eighty-four bucks, Ma'am."

"Here's a hundred. Keep the change. So I'll see you at seven?"

"Yes, Ma'am. Have a great meeting. I'll be right here at seven on da dot."

The End.