What's it like to be drunk under the table? Doesn't really matter how you got there. Card game or brawl, all the same, you are there! I am here to tell you, wide awake, that there is a tremendous upside, that is, upskirt! I can see, even in the darkened light, her garters and well past. I can see...

Wait, she's not wearing underwear! Now what...

A furry mound around one mouth while the other speaks truth above!

"I know you are down there," she said, "Do you want to taste me?"