Eskimos have hundred words for snow. So? I have fifty for vagina. I was indoors watching the weather report of temperatures in single digits. Unimpressive! I use more than a single digit masturbating.
Reminded, I snatched my seasonal toy; Frosty with vibrating carrot/nose. It pleased while also improving eyesight. Soon I was pounding my cunny with produce, watching the weathergirl.
Her chest looked like a 3-D map of Tibet. I opened my legs pretending she observed my weeping furburger. Suddenly, sports dude joined her, looking in my direction. Could they actually see me?
What the fuck is a Zoom call?