Did you know that last night the night before
I came knocking on your door
It was I who dared to come within
Only to impart what was needed to begin

I had to share this special event
Before this frosty night was spent
The crisp snow bequeaths the moonlight's glow
And icicles were dripping so

As I entered, unknown to thee
The air was saturated with Burberry Brit cologne from me
Naked man and woman lay in slumber sleep
As if the lord was so to keep

Sleep you must, and I dare not wake
Dreams were surely in the make
I pulled down white linen covers
Naked beauty I discovered

I went gently to work and massaged special lotions
Working fast with great devotion
The air, now full of perfume
As I walked around the room

The night was old
Covers without they would get cold
I pulled up white linen covers
Man and woman were naked lovers

I awoke the next day
My head in disarray
The visit was real as far as I can perceive
But dreams that night seemed hard to believe

I lay in my bed; in the air was the smell of that special lotion
My mind worked and gave rise to this notion
That it was truly I that visited last night the night before
I came knocking on your door

If you wake from morning slumber
Burberry Brit cologne is fully encumbered
Please then forgive my intrusion
As none of this was an illusion.