"I will be having a bagel and orange juice. How about you?"
"One large coffee with two milks, no cream, and no sugar."
"No sugar?"
"I'm sweet enough as is, like brown sugar, baby."
"Seriously, dude? Why are you making me laugh?"
"Because I'm cute."
"You are cute."
"So are you. Now your cheeks are getting red."
"Stop looking at my cheeks."
"Where would you like me to look?"
"In my eyes."
"They are beautiful."
"I'm so warm now."
"You are a beautiful woman."
"I don't feel… oh my gosh, I'm so nervous."
"Am I making you uncomfortable?"
"No. This is a lot, but I am comfortable with it."
"How can I help you feel safe?"
"Tell me what you are thinking."
"You smell nice."
"Oh gosh."
"You do!"
"It's probably my lotion and deodorant. By the time I drive home, I'll smell like this coffee shop."
"Or like me."
"Jeez."
"Too much?"
"I don't want to lead you on."
"I have no expectations. Simply good conversation with my favorite girl. Woman. I know where I stand."
"Don't underestimate yourself, kind gentleman. I don't meet up in a self-cleaning pod at a café with just anyone. You look exactly like your pictures."
"You like my dad bod?"
"Yes. Huggable, like you described. Are you going to keep spinning around?"
"Take it all in."
"Sit down, silly."
"Am I embarrassing you?"
"You are entertaining me. With those manly upper arm muscles."
"I can't believe you and I are here, together."
"I can't believe how much this store looks like a room on a ship that Luke and Leia and Han would walk through."
"We're living in the future. Plastic enclosures. Unless you want to put your mask back on early."
"I can deal with this incubator environment if I get to sit next you."
"Then I will scoot my chair closer to yours. Are you still nervous?"
"A little. What if we don't click IRL?"
"There's only one way to find out."
…
"No, you're the one laughing too loud! That's why they are staring at us."
"They were laughing, too!"
"Okay, yes, I'm hilarious. Is that your third coffee?"
"Along with my fourth donut. You keeping count?"
"We've ordered at least one item from every section of the menu."
"I'm a hungry man. And I would do anything for more time with you."
"I have time. Hold my hand."
"Can I be a dude for a second?"
"Go ahead."
"I want you so bad."
"Dude."
"I am aware of what the vibe is, but I'd be kicking myself for the rest of the night if I didn't--"
"I understand. And I can't. Not right now. Though I am not saying never."
"I want to do this again. Just meeting up and talking. Can we? You're shaking."
"We can. I want to figure this out. But we have to take it slow."
"Slow is good. I am a patient man."
"Give me your cheek."
"Mmm. Best kiss ever."
…
"You're still up."
"I’m at home in bed, thinking about you. I'm glad you called."
"If I were there…"
"If only you had accepted my invitation. There is a space in my sheets carved out for you."
"Is it warm?"
"There's a space in my heart, too."
"Are you alone?"
"Of course. Are you?"
"All by myself in this bedroom."
"Wearing that t-shirt and panties combo you are partial to?"
"Correct. What are you wearing?"
"Boxers."
"Hand inside them?"
"You know me well."
"Hard?"
"Since my phone rang. You are turned on, too."
“How can I tell?”
“Because you dialed my number.”
“I don’t only call you when I’m horny. I actually like you as a normal-type friend as well as a stimulating companion.”
“Are you stimulating yourself at the moment?”
“Should I be?”
“Touch your panties. Is there a damp spot?"
“More like a giant, sticky circle.”
“Rub yourself through them.”
“Rub with me.”
“Already am. Lift up that shirt for me.”
“Slide your boxers down to your ankles.”
“Done. Tease those nipples. Make them stiff, the way I like.”
“Feels so good.”
“I’m not going to last long.”
“What’s got you so worked up?”
“You know.”
“I want you to say it.”
“You. Seeing you. Touching you. Inhaling your scent.”
“I can smell myself getting wetter.”
“What’s got you dripping, babe?”
“I’m so close. My clit is throbbing. My nipples are swollen.”
“My cock is pulsing for you. Tell me who makes that pussy cream.”
“You do.”
“Who, babe?”
“You make my pussy cream. You make me… Ohhh!”
“Yes, cum for me. I’m right behind you.”
“Ahhh. Oh wow. My thighs are drenched.”
“That’s it. Ugh. Oh baby. Just sprayed my chest. Got some jizz on my face. Are you laughing at me?”
“I’m laughing because I feel amazing. Also, I am laughing at you. Thinking of the globs of semen on your chin.”
“On my nose, but close enough.”
“I don’t want this to stop.”
“I’m not going anywhere. Except to shower shortly.”
“I should clean up, too.”
“Let’s have a cleansing afterglow together.”
“In separate bathrooms.”
“Reach your hand out.”
“Okay, it’s out.”
“Can you feel me squeezing?”
“It’s feels… gooey. ”
“Ha! What am I going to do with you, young lady?”
“Call me tomorrow.”
"Yes, ma’am. Good night, my vixen."
"Bonsoir, mon renard."
