I am a very ordinary guy … I will be the one to state.

It’s important to get this fact on my table so I am not perceived as a fake.

I have no special power;

I live my life hour by hour.

My ordinariness has been graciously accepted;

The venue of my life is really unaffected.

So what makes me to be really me?

Interesting question, I would have to agree!

I am my mother's creation;

My father’s recreation.

I am the sinner that people talk about;

And the man that God has tried to straighten out.

If a manly tool was somewhere in the gene pool;

Then I was robbed at gunpoint as I have no jewel.

I am not much to look at in the sunlight;

But I share an awesome tune in the dark of night.

I have learned one of the most precious things in life is friendship;

As such I will do all I can to ensure a good relationship.

I am the romantic endless giver;

Who never knows when to hinder.

I am the one that will give to those in need;

And love to see people freed.

I am the one that is hard on me;

And will stand forever praising thee.

I am not a treasure;

But I always give everyone an overflowing measure.

If you're one that needs an open hand;

I am willing to give mine till the hour glass has dropped the last grain of sand.

The decision isn’t mine for friends for us to be;

That has already been arranged in the heart of me!

I am a very ordinary guy, you see.