Love Thy Neighbor
Our neighbor offers his wife to me ... and it turns out it's a package deal.
"Hey man, can I ask you a favor?" That question from Bruce, my neighbor, had come after a long casual conversation about fairly routine stuff: our jobs, mowing the lawn, the latest home improvement projects, etc. We had a good neighborly relationship, so I responded agreeably: "Sure, what's up?" He quickly looked around, as if worried that someone might overhear us. Indeed, his voice was significantly quieter as he respon...