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can i complain about the ridiculous spelling or would that be bitchy??
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littlemissbitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
United States
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Quote by Vanellus
um ... reverse cowgirl?
her on top but facing away..
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my daughter is insane and i shit you not. she picked locks at age two. yesterday she came up to me with a broom stick and said "im going outside to train" shes FIVE. at 22 months i caught her with my bread knife in one hand and the freaking dogs tail in the other. i am not kidding when i say my daughter is "different" like i watch for small mammals you know? we are thinking career in CIA.
and do you know what?? i LOVE it. i love that shes super naughty and sneaky and totally ninja! i dont yell too much except when im just driven beyond my breaking point or when she is being just entirely too willful.
so i say...embrace it a little more. they DO grow out of it some. after she turned 4 she wasnt so bad. cuz all i know is that i have the most GLORIOUS little girl this planet will ever see and i want to enjoy all of her
and do you know what?? i LOVE it. i love that shes super naughty and sneaky and totally ninja! i dont yell too much except when im just driven beyond my breaking point or when she is being just entirely too willful.
so i say...embrace it a little more. they DO grow out of it some. after she turned 4 she wasnt so bad. cuz all i know is that i have the most GLORIOUS little girl this planet will ever see and i want to enjoy all of her
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i did! when i was little it was awful. girls are so mean you know?
and they..well one more than they other..did grow or come out or whatever when excited. i have suuuuper sensitive nipples, i swear can almost cum just from nipple play; but i dont know if that had anything to do with the inversion.
both age and breastfeeding has largely corrected the "problem" and they are "normal" now.
wow...was that TMI or what ;)
and they..well one more than they other..did grow or come out or whatever when excited. i have suuuuper sensitive nipples, i swear can almost cum just from nipple play; but i dont know if that had anything to do with the inversion.
both age and breastfeeding has largely corrected the "problem" and they are "normal" now.
wow...was that TMI or what ;)
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Quote by Vanellus
different strokes, I guess!
If I may ask ... Is this something you would prefer to, say, frontal genital sex? Does anal sex lead to orgasm by itself?
Oh, and what about the pain?
ok, good questions.
no i dont prefer it to, i guess, regular sex and no, for me it doesnt lead to an orgasm on its own.
as for the pain...well i have found that the pain differs at first entry depending on the position. all fours is OUT for me in that first moment...spooning or reverse cowgirl is better. and if he lets me control how fast he enters me that helps too. that said...after that first penetration (maybe a few strokes) then the pain TOTALLY disappears and it does feel mmmmm awesome. at this point any position is a go.
hope that helps
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Quote by Fireballs
Dancing doll what do you like bigger or smaller?
thats supposed to make us giggle right? ;)
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Quote by sprite
my laptop is usually sitting on the coffee table in the living room or the kitchen counter - sometimes unattended, but Lush is usually up so i can pop in and check whenever i'm in the vicinity. sometimes it comes to bed with if i'm on in the late hours.
can i come to bed with you if im up in the late hours?
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Hi! Im LMB, Good Will Ambassador of Lush (ill wait till everyone stops laughing)
I wanted to welcome you and to thank you for becoming a participant in our wonderful forums here. Up on the top of your page you will find a search function. you can use that to see if the question you would like to posed has already been asked. this cuts down on clogging up the forums and also protects you from snarky bitchy sarcastic comments like this one and a few other that i noticed. ;)
Again, welcome and enjoy your time here 
I wanted to welcome you and to thank you for becoming a participant in our wonderful forums here. Up on the top of your page you will find a search function. you can use that to see if the question you would like to posed has already been asked. this cuts down on clogging up the forums and also protects you from snarky bitchy sarcastic comments like this one and a few other that i noticed. ;)
Again, welcome and enjoy your time here
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there was a time that i thought i was a 17 year old boy lol
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Quote by Nikki703
Juicers can be fun for lots of things!! HAHA
ohhhh....yeah...yeah for sure it can multi task ;)
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Quote by asleep
LMB...are you old enough to remember that "gag'' about guys having the toes of their shoes spit-shined to a mirror finish when out dancing with the gals.? That's the FIRST thing I thought of when I saw your answer/post!!
You have given me my laugh for the day!!
Rick (YES...I AM that old!!)
yes i do remember that ;)
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sometimes i use a juicer if im going to drink it. but if like i need lemon juice for something i just cut the lemon in half and ream it out with a fork
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
sex-induced orgasms
holy shit me too!!!
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there are times i honestly regret not leaving you passed out on the couch that last night in our house.
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Quote by AbigailThornton
Wondering whether part of your body is a turn-off "for women" is not healthy. The fact that you're asking the question indicates that you're not comfortable with yourself. Do something about that; either find a way to accept yourself for who you are or change to who you want to be. Once you're happy about yourself, you'll stop worrying what women think. Most women will accept you for who you are if you're happy with yourself.
oh well said
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Quote by Vanellus
-- most women I have known absolutely HATE anal sex. Some stories make it sound like that's not true.
Hi! Im LMB..anal sex lover. Nice to meet you
Welcome to Lush!
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for me, being Built for Sex is more of a mind set then a body type.
its the woman whos panties are chronically wet..the woman who is ready at any time for her partner...a woman whos body responds almost on its own when its being stroked and played...the woman who ooozes sex as walks down the street, largely without realizing shes doing it...a woman who likes almost all aspects of sex and is willing to push at least some of her own boundaries.
this may sound odd to some of the people who know me here because of the weird parameters that i have regarding sex, but i very much consider myself a woman built for sex. and yes i need a deep connection with my partner first, but once thats established then my true nature surfaces and yes i very much was
"made to fuck"
its the woman whos panties are chronically wet..the woman who is ready at any time for her partner...a woman whos body responds almost on its own when its being stroked and played...the woman who ooozes sex as walks down the street, largely without realizing shes doing it...a woman who likes almost all aspects of sex and is willing to push at least some of her own boundaries.
this may sound odd to some of the people who know me here because of the weird parameters that i have regarding sex, but i very much consider myself a woman built for sex. and yes i need a deep connection with my partner first, but once thats established then my true nature surfaces and yes i very much was
"made to fuck"
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Quote by Buz
Why do women cheat?
i saw this thread pop up again and thats exactly what i thought too Buz. I really dont believe men cheat more than women or vice versa. People cheat for all the reasons mentioned in this thread and a million more.
i waffle between whether or not long term monogamy is a good idea or not. I dont feel like the general population is capable of open relationships at this stage of our social development but neither do i think being with only one person for 50 years is reasonable either in this society. both seem and feel out of balance.
to me, several long term, monogamous relationships of moderate length almost seem better, perhaps the longest being with the other parent of your children (as i do believe kids thrive better in a 2 parent home, generally speaking of course).
i think the part we need to let go of is attributing this sense of success that we seem to when we hear of a very long term marriage. perhaps the measure of a successful relationship is the betterment of the two people involved or the continued friendship and good will after the partnership has ended.
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i like the fact that i cant easily hide stuff from myself..
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god thats an awesome question...
i choose 4! cuz who the hell doesnt wanna be able to shoot lasers from their eyes!!
i choose 4! cuz who the hell doesnt wanna be able to shoot lasers from their eyes!!
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Quote by 1ball
That's what passes for a sly way to find out if you're married. ;)
aww not so sly tho in fact is it? ;)
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of course he was flirting with her. I have a pretty truck too and i get that line all the time...usually tho it goes along the lines of "Did your husband buy you that truck?"
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if im wearing underwear or a swimsuit im usually barefoot. well, im mostly barefooted anyway
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Quote by monica3
I simply don't understand why she should lose her right to privacy. Naive she may be but naivety is no sin whereas the taking of pictures and then publishing them is just plain graceless. The public should refuse to buy the rags that carry such pictures but, as we all know, far too many people will want to see them. Now, I like a nude woman as much as the next lesbian does (lol) but I prefer my pictures to be of volunteers rather than victims.
THATS why she loses her right to privacy.