Quotes again the Raven: "Nevermore!"
(Okay I know it's "quoth", and good luck starting a sentence with "Nevermore!")
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joannemouse
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 43
United Kingdom
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So much disagreement in here! Can't we all just get along and admit that I am the sexiest?
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.............How skimpy?!
Usually wear something like this
But bought a new pack more like this
There's a bit less to them!
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Oh good god.
Shocked?
Sort of sums up Friday...
Next pic: Dressed in water
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A date set up by mutual friends. He turned up late, ate with his mouth open, spilled food down his tie, commented on other women in the restaurant including eyeing up our admittedly pretty waitress, asked me if I'm a dwarf and then went on about how he finds midget women attractive, automatically assumed we'd "go Dutch", then announced we'd go back to my place because he lives with his fiancee and he just wanted a last fling before he got married...
My friend had his ear bent the following day. Face-to-face, loudly and without tea and biscuits.
My friend had his ear bent the following day. Face-to-face, loudly and without tea and biscuits.
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I have a dark red renaissance-style gypsy dress which a friend made for me and I absolutely love it.
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Men don't take care of their feet. Because we have our feet on show more, we tend to do a bit more foot grooming.
I have very small feet and hands and I have had boyfriends who have liked to play with my feet - I also like having my feet massaged. I wear long skirts so usually wear socks, not stockings or tights. When I wear a dress I have a stocking and suspenders set which, for some reason, my partner seems to like...
I have very small feet and hands and I have had boyfriends who have liked to play with my feet - I also like having my feet massaged. I wear long skirts so usually wear socks, not stockings or tights. When I wear a dress I have a stocking and suspenders set which, for some reason, my partner seems to like...
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Move along, move along, nothing to see here except the sexiest...
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Presume you're talking about the gym!
I get the same sort of thing if I've overdone the glutes exercises. Saunas are good but don't take a cold plunge afterwards. Massage may help. Personally I like to walk it off while making sure the muscles stay warm (so wear tracksuit bottoms instead of shorts). My partner has also come home to find me lying face down on the settee with a hot water bottle on my bum! Well, it gave him something nice and warm to slip into later...
Don't stretch too much - you're just damaging already damaged tissue. Try to keep moving the joints through a "normal" range.
I get the same sort of thing if I've overdone the glutes exercises. Saunas are good but don't take a cold plunge afterwards. Massage may help. Personally I like to walk it off while making sure the muscles stay warm (so wear tracksuit bottoms instead of shorts). My partner has also come home to find me lying face down on the settee with a hot water bottle on my bum! Well, it gave him something nice and warm to slip into later...
Don't stretch too much - you're just damaging already damaged tissue. Try to keep moving the joints through a "normal" range.
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This morning, in the shower. Partner had already left for work and I was feeling randy, so...
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Passively, I had my boobs, bum and pussy felt up. Actively, first time was when I put my hand down a boyfriend's trousers and made him cum inside his pants.
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They get sensitive very quickly and especially if I've come, so it has to be gentle. I particularly like when my breasts are cupped and the nipples taken between the fingers.
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We have hot and cold taps in our bath so unless I want to be boiled or frozen, no... I do play with the shower head, though!
