I had been away on a course for work for just over two weeks. This gave Julie, my wife's best friend who was blackmailing me, ample time to influence my wife, Sue, in the benefits of pursuing a female-led marriage. When I returned home, I was soon to learn how effective she had been. I walked through the door and found them both on the settee in deep conversation. "Hi," said Sue. "Good trip?" she inquired. "Yes," I said h...