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Susan
Over 90 days ago
Female, 154
United States
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Inner Peace--
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
....Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
....Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
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Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.
An accident, Dolores, can be an unhappy woman's best friend.
Well if it aint the Grand high Puba of Upper Butt Crack.
Go then, there are other worlds than these.
I've given up thinking - it keeps getting me into trouble.
When asked,"How do you write ?" I invariably answer, "one word at a time.' - Stephen King
An accident, Dolores, can be an unhappy woman's best friend.
Well if it aint the Grand high Puba of Upper Butt Crack.
Go then, there are other worlds than these.
I've given up thinking - it keeps getting me into trouble.
When asked,"How do you write ?" I invariably answer, "one word at a time.' - Stephen King