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Fuck em, if they can't take a joke .. I'm deliciously complicated..
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Soleillalune
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
United States
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Chef pants with dried couscous .. Red socks.. And Franks dinner all over my shoes
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Dontcha jus love ...
The Afternoon breeze
Birds talking to eachother
Nathan's hotdogs, extra mustard
Silly dogs
Beautiful daughters smiling
Clean sheets
The Afternoon breeze
Birds talking to eachother
Nathan's hotdogs, extra mustard
Silly dogs
Beautiful daughters smiling
Clean sheets
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Quote by SugarBaby2013
OMG! Can't beat that one!
Sugarbabys nitey
Bahaha..
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Oops .. Sorry, ladies. I was too busy trying to get next to him
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I'm so pissed... You got balls ? Then be a man.. And you don't know me.. I don't live under threat, you little fuck.. When I was a teeny little one I lived under threat and then he saw and you'll see too.. I'm a viscous bitch when threatened..
Go head.. I wish a mutherfucker would..
Go head.. I wish a mutherfucker would..
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Take your cajones out your panties.. Fucking be about it mutherfucker
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Quote by jeremiahbull
Dontcha just love...
Technology when it brings you together
Cavemen when it comes to diet
Sexy new avs
Ya like?
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And then dontcha just love when pussies rate your poem but don't comment
When some asshole tells you the ending of a movie you want to watch
When everything's good and then it all goes bad..
When some asshole tells you the ending of a movie you want to watch
When everything's good and then it all goes bad..
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Dontcha just love..
When you get a green light..
When you find crispy $$ in your pocket?
When your favorite song plays.
When you get a green light..
When you find crispy $$ in your pocket?
When your favorite song plays.
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You make me sick.. You keep your poor dog locked up in that kennel all day at night and you have a huge fucking yard. When I peek over the fence and look at him, my heart breaks.
Miserable piece of shit, I hear you yelling at your wife and kids all day and night with that weird high pitch voice of yours. You sound like your wearing a dog bark collar.
Fucking idiot, you build a 2 story playhouse right up against my fence, so your spawn can sit up there and stare at us. Making me have to walk around naked in my backyard to finally get you to move it.
Now the weather is nice again and as I sit on my backyard swing listening to the leaves blow in the wind, your disgusting voice starts up.. You had it coming when I yelled out just as loud as you, to shut the fuck up.
Miserable piece of shit, I hear you yelling at your wife and kids all day and night with that weird high pitch voice of yours. You sound like your wearing a dog bark collar.
Fucking idiot, you build a 2 story playhouse right up against my fence, so your spawn can sit up there and stare at us. Making me have to walk around naked in my backyard to finally get you to move it.
Now the weather is nice again and as I sit on my backyard swing listening to the leaves blow in the wind, your disgusting voice starts up.. You had it coming when I yelled out just as loud as you, to shut the fuck up.
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Quote by jeremiahbull
I wish for the sun and the moon all wrapped up in one.
What is your wish?
I wish a million little wishes on every little star, all wrapped up in you
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Granted.. But next after next Friday you will be cursed with undying desire for the rest of your life
I wish I was sitting on his lap right now
I wish I was sitting on his lap right now
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Thick as in HAIRY MONKEY!
(you KNOW what I mean too!)
You lil brat .. Why ya gotta hate on monkeys ??
Sucking my toes, he will
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An ear.. But just any ear.. An ear that desires all his wonderful gifts
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Noodles!
Baanaanaassss.. Cus Sugarbooger loves them
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I don't have any weird dolphin phobias.
My phobia is confined spaces. It's probably due to being locked and left in car trunks and dark closets by my sadistic older male cousins.
I've been known to also faint on small planes
My phobia is confined spaces. It's probably due to being locked and left in car trunks and dark closets by my sadistic older male cousins.
I've been known to also faint on small planes
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This was stolen from my friend Alphamagus, posted on his page today. If you've ever been lucky enough to take a glimpse at his heart thru his poems, then you know what a beautiful heart he has.
Thanks friend
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Dedicated to my sweet love.
http://youtu.be/45-6duFvfuI
Thanks friend
*hope this works, I don't know how to embed*.
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**Dedicated to my sweet love.
http://youtu.be/45-6duFvfuI