Fifty Shades of Grey.
It was as if a teenage writer had written their first porn story, trying to be edgy. My mind and imagination felt numb.
Bridget Jones: Mad about the boy.
I have no idea what Helen Fielding was thinking while writing this tripe. Yes Mark died tragically. However Bridget as a woman in her 50 is the tragic figure. A woman of wealth trying to make it as a script writer and has a relationship with some 20 something social media influencer. All the while not really a parent to her two kids who are raised by a nanny. From a character view brilliant, funny 30s Bridget who came up with Fuckwittage etc Ends up cursing toy boy as "Farty fart." Of course she ends up with a minor character who is a dick to her in the book.
No just no. How I know who she ended up with, I skipped a lot of pages to find the passage. It was like totally predictable.
Prostitutes and Rent Boys fuck with no romantic attachments.
I'm all natural but my sister got hers enlarged. Because her breast tissue was under developed. Poor woman even had a baby and they barely grew, after the baby her chest went back to being flat like a boy's chest.
She got them done for herself esteem. Her surgeon did a great job, they fit her frame perfectly. I wouldn't even know she had a boob job if she didn't tell me.
Never felt horny while swimming. I'm more focused on pretending I'm a mermaid.
The guy I lost my virginity to. I am assuming 4 to 5 inches. He wasn't that big but he was a great lover with other qualities.
It is the same way a guy admires a woman's arse. My husband has a flat arse, I don't think it is attractive but it is a part of him.
Tinder or a brothel can help you.
I am selfish. I don't share. HAHA
Not a deal breaker at all. I have seen some crossdressers who look way better in a dress than myself.
I also have crossed dress as a male when I have done theatre. Yes I even drew on a moustache.
I try hard to show and not tell.
The amount of "Laundry List" descriptions in the first few paragraphs really turn me off. I want people to imagine.
Six years is plenty of time to get back into the dating game. I agree with others, take it slowly. Find someone and ask on a date, dinner, a fun activity get to know them. I wish you luck.
I would wonder what does he/she see attractive in their ugly looking partner but it isn't my business. I'm sure people have wondered what my husband sees in me as I don't think I'm attractive at all. I know he is attractive.
I doubt it is suggestive. I get appointment texts from my dentist surgery from a mobile number and it isn't the main phone number of the surgery. I guess delete it.
A turn on. If it is my husband. Though he hasn't had that in ages.
No, my husband doesn't have a sexy voice. He also doesn't have the skills for phone sex.
I admire those who do cosplay.
As for myself, if I go clubbing I wear alternative clothing.
I wouldn't be upset at all. I would be jumping for joy.
Mr Jaune is 9 years younger than my dad. My brother in law is two years younger than my father.
I have always liked older guys.
. My husband honestly found it amusing. We have only briefly talked about it, and funny enough my friend bought it up a few weeks ago. She is happily married with kids, I doubt she told her husband.