Used to call girlfriend's breasts Pinky and Perky they were a cartoon on UK TV back when.

No sex with my wife so was with an escort in hotel room.

Blondie

I was told that one in ten women would fuck if asked directly, I got to twelve. All I got was either a slap in the face or laughed at. Was fin trying.

I like a landing strip it looks sexy as hell especially if ginger.