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Gene39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 85
United States

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When I was young I could just keep pumping away and cum again in 5-10 minutes. Cumming a third time generally required a little rest and some help from my partner.

Somewhat later I had a GF who was unusual, biologically. She had no breasts or pubic hair,
no periods and no ovaries. But she had an amazing cunt! She could squeeze my cock with it just like milking a cow! Our personal best was me cumming 6 times in 3 hours, and I never pulled out.

The modern record I attained with a hot redhead older woman. 4 times in two hours, with a lot of oral and prostate massage.

The last two were unusual though!
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I swallow cum, pussy juice and pee.

Why?

Because it's fun!

And I don't want to interrupt the flow of the action between me and my partner.
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Quote by Mysteria27
That video made me laugh. I think you guys should save up and buy a fleshlight.

I can't see any of her examples working out.

hugs,
Mysteria
Xo


Well, "Don't knock it until you try it!"

I have made and used something similar to the ones she made several times.
The closer it is to real, the better the fantasy flows!

And there is nothing unsafe about any of them.

When it comes to things to insert in a rectum or vagina think about tampons.
Put a string on them so you can retrieve them when needed!

Have Fun!!
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The handiest thing is a dildo with a suction cup that you can stick to things.
Like the edge of your bathtub, a stool or chair. If you are DIY inclined you can think of other ways to attach it interesting places.

The first time I had a prostate climax I couldn't believe it. What a rush!
Literally half a cup of ejaculate. I thought I would die from Ecstasy!
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Since most of our kids are older and on their own, Hubby and I get to do our after mid-night "bump".

But it is always nice to have a morning wake up fuck and playful shower, but as the years go on and we have our parents coming over and staying with us, it's getting more difficult to steal away the time to enjoy ourselves.

Kisses!

Steph


"Hey, folks, we are thinking of going upstairs and having sex.
Do you want to join us?"
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Went to the mall with my g'son and his wife yesterday. I sat near the food court people watching while they shopped for some clothes for her. When they got back we sat and talked for a few minutes when he said "I'm horny as hell!" just loud enough for her, and me, to hear. She looked around and then grabbed him by the hand and pulled him into the nearby "Family" restroom. They came out in ten minutes or so. She was glowing and he looked exhausted. I was thinking of asking her if she would take me in there, but thought better of it!
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Quote by simplyjohn
I am beginning to wonder if a bed falls into this category.


Depends on where the bed was at the time!
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Eating pussy top of the list. If I am fortunate enough to get an erection then some hot boy-girl sex is #2 on the list!
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When I was much younger and the wife and I were swinging and swapping sex was a frequent topic amongst members of the group. Now, not at all.
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When I was young and fit and married to my first wife I loved to show her off. She always drew a lot of attention. She had a knack for dressing to look extremely hot without looking slutty or like a street walker! When our oldest daughter got her MBA we, me, my wife and our two daughters, went out for dinner and a little clubbing to celebrate. For the occasion the three of them had identical outfits. I got a lot of envious looks from guys and when they looked at my "girls" it was mostly with their tongues hanging out! Got a lot of looks from women too, but they were harder to read.
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When you get in bed, or where ever, push his head toward your hot spot and say "Me first, this time, Big Fella!"
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I have jerked off in a lot of strange places. Victoria Peak in Hong Kong, catwalk of a carrier at midnight, girl friends kitchen while she and parents were in the dining room just through a doorway, well you see.

But the riskiest place has to be a King County Metro Transit bus. That is Washington State. It started one afternoon after a particularly stressful day. It was wintery weather and everybody was all bundled up in overcoats, rain coats, scarves, and stuff. I had my attache case sitting on my lap and was leaning on it when I realized that if I put my hand in my raincoat pocket I could play with my cock and no one would notice.

The problem was that if I came it would be all over my underwear and the inside of my trousers. So that first time I had to wait until I got home. After that I unwrapped a couple of condoms and put them in my raincoat pocket and then I could just unroll one onto my cock and it would catch all the evidence! I relieved a lot of stress that way!
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In general, 50-50, but if the gal is really responsive I love eating her out!

There was this one woman I went with after my first wife disappeared that really enjoyed my efforts. I had her butt propped up on a pillow and she was having an orgasm about every two or three minutes. I could tell because she would kick her heels against my back. About the third time I looked up at her and she was holding a pillow over her face! She finally put her hand over her pussy and said "Stop! No more!". I asked her why she had a pillow over her face and she said she didn't want to disturb her neighbors! Then she asked "Why did your wife leave you, was she crazy?" I answered her "Yes, in fact she was. Her loss!" She said "It certainly is!" and started giving me an A+ blow job.
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I haven't worn any clothes to bed since I got out of the Navy in 1962! If you are nude in the barracks, at least back then, they think your are weird, or gay, or both!
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- The post mistress/Village Clerk
- The Village Presidents wife.
- My landscaper's wife.
- My neighbor's daughter.
- Our housekeeper
- and her two daughters!
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Can't find this anywhere. How do I delete stories from my reading queue?

Many TIA,
Dennis
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Quote by Thefisherman
OK, what is the best way to bring this up to a conservative and not very adventurous partner?


Well, just do it! Maybe start out tonguing and sucking her nipples, then her navel, then just ease in and start licking and sucking her pussy. I doubt that she well figure out that you are actually sucking your cum out of her pussy for at least a couple of minutes!
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I thought they shaved you at the hospital before surgery. Or is that only when you're unconscious?


I'd have to be COMPLETELY unconscious!
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The best "milking" of my prostate was done by a MD when he was giving me a physical for one of the many jobs I've had. I made a thinly veiled comment, something to the effect, "I wish my wife could do that!" He did not respond favorably, so she never learned the secret. You need to find a friendly proctologist and get him/her to teach you how to do a prostate exam!
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I have a minor surgical procedure coming up which requires shaving (hair removal) of my pubic hair.

Well, just thinking of a razor near the family jewels and cum injector makes me break out in a cold sweat!

Anybody heard of or used a pubic hair remover? I have heard several time that the ones sold for hair removal on legs
are never to be used on "sensitive" areas!!

Many TIA!
Gramps
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My wife never masturbated until we were together. Honest! And I could tell. I masturbated her one night when she was talking about an ex-hub who seldom got her off. I showed her how to do it herself.

She still can't do it alone, but she does it with me. When I cum I often shoot on her tits, then get behind her and straddle her and massage my cum into her boobs while she continues to bring herself off a few more times.

Massaging cum into her clit is also a popular activity especially if I have progressed to fucking her while she sits on my lap!

Sheezzzz, I am hornyyyyy!
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My wife and I make sure we never go to bed mad at each other. Well, never go to sleep, anyway.

We have hot, hard, rough, make-up sex, pre-agreed that anything said doesn't get repeated, but settled
during the activity. Good stuff!!
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Definitely! I love the taste of my cum, but it is better when it has been kept warm in a hot pussy! Her pussy nectar is like an exquisite sauce
for the main course! I, like most guys, tasted my cum first by licking it off of my own fingers! Much better at full body temperature!
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Other than myself I don't know many guys who can honestly say that they had sex at work. Jerking off doesn't count! smile
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For myself, many times! When I was working I made it a point to jerk off at work at least once a week.
It was the ultimate "time waster", completely unrelated to work!

Once I was standing at the urinal and was cumming just as my boss walked in. He asked me if I was OK and I
told him yeah, it was just that my brain was overheated and I had to cool it off a little.
(I was leaning my forehead against the cool ceramic tile on the stall wall to keep from falling over!)
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I play with myself several times a day, 5 to 10, but only go to climax once every other day or so.