Dialogues - George Eliot
Two Georges and an over-sized hand."So you can't write dialogue." "Nope. Not at all. Rubbish at it." "Are you sure that it's can't and not don't?" "Can't, don't. Six of one and half a dozen of the other. The stories are all me, me, me. No dialogue because there's rarely a second character. So, nobody to dialogue with." "That sounds more like don't than can't to me." "Maybe, but even when I do get a chance of some dialogue I usually find a way around it....