Before I get distracted, bring those breasts a little closer and warm my face.
"Buddy found himself backed into a corner by both fuckedsilly and adele. Fortunately, that corner contained a king sized bed with ceiling mirror and lots of toys. It was time to strip off his shorts and reveal his two penises..."
Now bend over... just a little closer...
I'm rather surprised that so many folks use a similar rating scheme as I do. I give 5's only to stories that are well written AND are creatively unique in some significant way AND get me emotionally or erotically involved. If a story is missing even one of those points, it gets a 4. I do not rate stories I don't finish. I don't finish stories that are predictable or that bore me. And I rarely read stories outside of my favorite categories. I made this one exception some time back, on impulse, and like the experience Dancing_Doll related, I got my ankle chewed up. Such is life!
Did you know that humanity has been practicing artificial selection in favor of larger breasts for several thousand years? It's a fact. Ummm... would you like me to suck on that for you?
Okay, let me check here... Yes, I am a guy.
I chose / as my favorite category. My second most favorite is MILF/Interracial.
But my super favorite kind of story is Interracial/ /MILF! I'm working on that.
Oddly enough, the only actual I ever was involved in was a one-night event with a second cousin in her parent's car.
I didn't develop any interest in fantasies until I was nearly 30, and had a GF who HAD been involved in , and who taught me how to role-play with her.
One week ago, on a Saturday morning, when we could sleep in late. Yummy.
I'm with Katie1984. Well, I WISH I was with Katie. What I meant was, I AGREE with Katie. She looks so very agreeable.
Founder of a secret religious group dedicated to "converting" ordinary heterosexuals to gay lifestyles.
I would be the guy who lay on his back in the very middle, and my erection was the pole holding up the tent.
ROFLMAO!!! These responses are so great! Oh, Sprite, you absolutely slay me! You too, LadyX.
I also have tried to handle two cyber chats at one time. I can't say I did very well, because my responses tend to be longer than most folks'. Until I discovered I could send one ("That's right, sweetheart, this is my erect penis, all shaved and smooth. Touch it, get to know its weight and texture. Now take off your ...") -- COPY it -- and PASTE it in the other chat window! I was awfully proud of myself, but then decided that it was totally NOT fair to my partners -- or to myself. I haven't tried to dual-cyber since then.
Yay, Martini! I should tell you that I am working on a poem. I expect to publish it in a few days. Prepare to be 3-bombed without mercy! (rofl)
Recurring themes (or characters)?
===Yes. Theme of . Usually in the same town, Fuggledix, in Orangebow county, Alabama.
Stroke fiction or high end literary tales?
===Usually stroke. One high ender was "Professional Mother"
Use of humor, quirkiness or satire?
===Quite a bit, mostly in over-the-top situations and characters, like Ima Hoarre.
Dirty details in sex scenes?
===Yes. Massive dirty details, nasty, filthy, depraved, etc.
Prefer romance and intimacy?
===Not so much.
Tales from your sexual past?
===Typically not.
I'm the kind of writer who writes for his own entertainment. In erotic stories, I write to arouse myself. I try to find new ways, new characters, new situations to maximize my own lust. I love it when my readers tell me that they got so hot reading my stories that they pleasured themselves.
I enjoy or forbidden sexual situations. I want my characters to be conflicted, to have to deal with their morals and finally surrender to temptation. My characters (like Ima Hoarre) may be sluts, but I want to show how they became that way.
Wow. Never saw 13 people browsing a topic at the same time before. And yes, I counted. Twice. Got my facts straight. I probably said all I wanted to say.
Did I stir up a fire ant nest? Good golly, it seems I did.
If ("IF!") poems and stories were written on a common basis, or judged on a common basis, then my suggestion to separate the scoring (and scoring ONLY) of poems and stories would be bogus.
1. They are not written on a common basis. The stories (almost universally) have a strong sexual and/or erotic content. Poems often don't. They do typically relate to romance, foreplay, anticipation of heavy breathing soon to take place. But how in heck can you even compare... say... Dancing_Doll's "Stacey's Confession" with Top_This' "A Different Place"? They are both outstanding in their own right. But they are such different genres that you have no common basis for comparing them. Which one is the best "story"? Surely the former, because the latter is not technically a "story" at all. Perhaps a vignette of a scene out of a story.
2. They are not judged on a common basis. I seem to notice that when a poem is even moderately good, it gets 5's straight up. But even the very best written (or the most erotic) stories often get 3-bombed enough so that they drop off the Best 10 chart. Readers expect a story to turn them on to some degree. If it doesn't, WHAM, a 3. Poems are not judged that way. I had one of my best scoring stories, given a 3 and a rambling comment on how the sexual relationship wasn't "logical" and was only "make-believe". Godfrey Daniel! ALL my stories are make-believe! But you NEVER see poems 3-bombed and commented that the plausibility of the metaphor between a mud geyser and male ejaculation was tarnished by the choice of Trochaic rhythm scheme and the lack of rhyming. Sweet Mother of Pearl!
So poems collect nearly all 5's and even the best stories rarely manage to avoid 3-bombs. It's not an even playing field.
When I got out on my own, had a job, I subscribed to Playboy. Enjoyed the pics but there were very few really erotic stories. Then I discovered Forum magazine, which had "letters to the editor" -- all terribly dirty erotic stories. They drove me nucking futz! I would read each issue until I wore the pages out. I was in the process of leaving "church" and those stories gave me such a wonderful sense of being sinful.
Thank you, Morgan Hawke! Your advice is much appreciated. By my own self, at least. Too many stories here at Lush follow the plot model: 1. He conquered 2. He conquered again. 3. He smokes cigarette, brags about his conquest and threatens to conquer again. I only hope your influence here will improve the readability and eroticity of our stories.
Did you hear about the two cannibals who went to a restaurant in Prague? They asked for separate Czechs.
Am I the luckiest man alive, or did I sleep in the wrong house?
Thank you for making my wife, girl friend, and both my sisters the happiest people in the world. Oh, BTW, do you want a copy of the video?
I decided to be up front with my wife and told her about Lush and the story writing. She likes it when I'm sexually interested, and Lush certainly increases my interest! I read my "How I Became the Family Slut" stories out loud to her, and she laughed her ass off. Then we went to bed and had some fun. The only caveat is that she insists I not bring any Lush girls home with me, because she would have to feed them. LOL.
