I stepped into the club and surveyed my surroundings. I noticed a hot brunette grinding on the dancefloor and walked up to her. "Hey!" I said, loud enough to be heard above the noise of the music. "Do I know you?" she asked. "I don't think so. I just thought you'd want a drink." "Vodka and lemon." I left the dancefloor again and walked up to the bar. "A vodka and lemon and a pint please." The barman prepared the drinks an...