Things to whisper when you hug someone close

A few to start

-- you smell different when you're wake...

-- he knows, don't go home

-- your mother told me it would be like this...

-- your hair tastes like blueberries

-- you have lovely skin. I can't wait to try it on...

You're wonderful to me

Sweetie, where is my morning tea?

Where are we hiding the bodies today?

I wish I could open your skin and climb inside. (I imagine my dog thinks this often)

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I wish I could open your skin and climb inside. (I imagine my dog thinks this often)

My cat, Miss Pixel, would just do a pull back and say "ICK!"

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Where are we hiding the bodies today?

🤣🤣🤣

Whispers, in the Dungeon which you've created, no more blood sucking party for you

Did you manage to wipe the funds of all the global elites last night, my darling Morticia?

May I have my pickle back now?

I'm wearing your underwear.

I have a larger buttplug for you

You make me hard

(Cwtch is a Welsh hug)

There there, it'll be ok.

Yo, who ate the tuna salad? I ran out of Mayo and mixed in Milk of Magnesia.

The rain makes your freckles stand out

To my Krispy

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I have a larger buttplug for you

Now that's true love

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Now that's true love

I know, right?!

Thank you

The new buttplug has a lovely chain, attached to a new leather collar, cuffs your wrists and ankles Babe 😊

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The new buttplug has a lovely chain, attached to a new leather collar, cuffs your wrists and ankles Babe 😊

Whispers in your dream lov

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Whispers in your dream lov

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

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Yo, who ate the tuna salad? I ran out of Mayo and mixed in Milk of Magnesia.

I'm still laughing at this to the point I gave myself the hiccups lol

I got a bottle of wine and strawberries waiting for us in the bedroom. Tell these people to go the hell home.

Her husband beheaded the last guy that hit on her and fed him to the hogs out by their barn

You had onions again didn’t you

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You had onions again didn’t you

I did. I'm sorry. How could you tell?

Who said I needed to whisper anything? I assumed that slow, gentle kisses along her neck with fingers tracing the curves of her arms, back, and finally hips before I touched her lips with a steady, almost ghostlike presence said about everything I needed to....maybe I was wrong...

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-- your hair tastes like blueberries

WILLY WONKA who?

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Who said I needed to whisper anything? I assumed that slow, gentle kisses along her neck with fingers tracing the curves of her arms, back, and finally hips before I touched her lips with a steady, almost ghostlike presence said about everything I needed to....maybe I was wrong...

I did.

"What you're feeling is not a gun..."