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Let's Get Serious: Unicorns!

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Unicorn Tats in the Media: What's your verdict?

Hearts are always the way to go.
Stars are just fine.
Rainbows are pretty sweet.
I like lightning bolts, they're a bit edgy.
Other (please elaborate below)
No tats. Say no to unrealistic body expectations!
So you're just not gonna mention rainbow hair?!
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Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I've noticed lots of dancing around this subject, so I thought I'd get the ball rolling and address the elephant in the room...and by elephant, I mean unicorn.

We all know that there are several types of unicorns that appear in nature, and they sometimes differ from the way they are depicted in the [s]Fake News[/s] media. The most striking difference between the unicorns that we encounter in nature versus the ones depicted in the media is the appearance of 'tattoos' in some of the unicorns we see on TV. I use the term tattoo loosely because said unicorns are born with these tattoos, so they're more like birthmarks. These tattoos vary depending on the unicorn, but the most common ones I've seen include a heart or two, star(s), a rainbow (sometimes accompanied by one or two clouds), and even a lightning bolt!

These media unicorns have huge, cult-like followings and include TV shows, books, movies, music, etc. They're practically worshiped.

Now the unicorns I've encountered in real life have never had these tattoos/birthmarks, which leads me to this question: Are we placing unrealistic expectations on the unicorns we know and love in nature by worshiping these tattoo/birthmark-touting unicorns in the media? I mean just the other day I passed by a group of young unicorns helping each other apply temporary tattoos. One of the unicorns I babysit is currently in the hospital with a really bad staph infection because she let a friend's cousin from college give her a tattoo with tools that were less than sanitary.

Granted, the tattoos we see on the media unicorns are perfect and brightly-colored and symmetrical. How are we supposed to expect our unicorns to keep up with that, especially the young, impressionable ones?

What are your thoughts? Are these unicorn tats/birthmarks harmful to the self-esteem of our unicorns? Or is it just harmless fun and an expression/promotion of individuality?

Note: I understand that this is a heavy topic and as such, things could potentially get heated in the comments. However, it is important to remember that we all experience unicorns differently, so respect the experiences and opinions of others. Thanks in advance.

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noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
I find your use of the U-word rather [s]disrespectful[/s] different from my own perspective, but yours is still valid. I mean I understand how you can expect us to believe you're really concerned about these wonderful creatures and truly wish to discuss whether we place unrealistic expectations on them by our portrayal of them in the media if you [s]can't even be bothered[/s]choose to use your version of their correct name like you've done here through your use of [s]instead of the rather offensive[/s] "unicorns". There's nothing corny about uniquehorns, darnit!



*Edited by moderator. Original post did not align with the nature of The Spa.


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Denim_Daisy10
Southern Barefoot Angel
Pretty rainbows for the unicorns
Dancing_Doll
Alpha Blonde
I like unicorns that can manifest rainbows. Usually, they have small and discreet rainbow tattoos or birthmarks as well. Not only is this a cool trait (aside from the horn thing), but it also gives back to the environment. I think this is something all mainstream unicorns can aspire to, however if they can't actually manifest rainbows, they should stick to temporary tattoos and use multi-coloured glitter for a similar effect.

clum
Clumeleon
Scotland's national animal, don't you know.
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I like unicorns that can manifest rainbows. Usually, they have small and discreet rainbow tattoos or birthmarks as well. Not only is this a cool trait (aside from the horn thing), but it also gives back to the environment. I think this is something all mainstream unicorns can aspire to, however if they can't actually manifest rainbows, they should stick to temporary tattoos and use multi-coloured glitter for a similar effect.





Thanks for including the gif! I never knew unicorns [s]farted[/s] manifested rainbows!

*Edited by moderator. Post contained a dirty word that's not allowed in The Spa.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
Quote by noll
I find your use of the U-word rather offensive


i hear you can use the word if you're a unicorn or are unicorn affiliated. *looks around nervously* perhaps i've said too much...


back to the op. over the past few months i've come across many youtube videos on the matter. you have some unicorns going on about how "it's just a trend!" while others are refusing to fall victim to 'glitter washing'. the back and forths in these comment sections can be quite volatile. i've logged off many a night and said a prayer for the unicorn community.

i just want all you unicorns out there to know that it's ok to be you! you're cool enough all on your own. i mean, you already possess an awesome horn, apparently fart rainbows, and are all around majestic. however, if you feel body modifications will add to your glo - go for it! my message is simple: do you, boo! there's room for all of you. let's heal this divide. #uniquelyunicorn

Say. Her. Name.
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Quote by honeydipped


i hear you can use the word if you're a unicorn or are unicorn affiliated. *looks around nervously* perhaps i've said too much...




Please, let's not further marginalize bi-corns or the corn-fluid by focusing too much on specifically unicorn issues. We should be corn-inclusive.

Don't believe everything that you read.
trinket
Convict
I will admit that I fell off my chair when I saw your post Dani. Everyone knows only true unicorn believers can see unicorns. I had always picked you as a scoffer. How wrong can one person be? I asked myself. Then I saw you noticed their birthmarks too. That right there is proof you're a true believer. Usually, as soon as people see the highly coveted horn, they cease to notice anything else. It is imperative that you validate said horn though. Sometimes it's hard to tell at first glance whether one is real or not. I shall return later with some examples of how to tell if you're being taken for a ride (not literally) or not. Did you know that the Legendary DirtyMartini was a Registered Breeder of unicorns? Oh yes indeed!

Oh I got these pics of Sprites Uni a couple of days ago.



Buz
The Linebacker
And here I always was thinking a unicorn was one great big corn kernel, you know, like a unicycle.
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by trinket


This right here is an IMPOSTER!! Note there is no horn.





That thing should be cracklin' grilled and buttered.

But we'll let this get back onto unicorns now...
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
I'm pretty disappointed that we don't see more black unicorns. I think it says something about the racial whitewashing that's prevalent in Hollywood.

nicola
Matriarch
I agree Liz. They are always white in books and movies. Totally biased.

And why is it always a horse they photoshop a horn on?

Hollywood, we want less stereotyping


Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by trinket
Ahem. You two haven't been looking hard enough. Some of us have been studying these creatures for quite a while now. Make your eyes your friends.


Eyes can be your friends, too. Anyone can find a picture of any type of unicorn if they look hard enough. We are talking about the portrayal of the unicorn in popular media as a whole.

Screenshot from Google images. I count 21 white unicorns out of a total of 29 images on the first page, and one of them is a squirrel is disguise.

#unicornwhitewash
Evie
Blackbird Supernova
White Unicorns - Chaotic Good
Black Unicorns - Chaotic Evil
Gray Unicorns - Neutral

Killing a unicorn of your alignment will damage your reputation with your diety, and will make you intensely unlucky. If it's early in the game, though, it may be worth it for the horn.

Sacrificing a unicorn not of your alignment to your diety on an altar will ensure positive luck.

If no altar is near by, just remember: Unicorns are delicious.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Guys, please. I knew this thread would be intense when I created it, but I wanted us to unite against the common enemy of the media, not turn on each other!

This is all too much. Perhaps I should move this thread to the Think Tank. It's easier to see you rip each other to pieces in there.

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Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Dani
Guys, please. I knew this thread would be intense when I created it, but I wanted us to unite against the common enemy of the media, not turn on each other!

This is all too much. Perhaps I should move this thread to the Think Tank. It's easier to see you rip each other to pieces in there.


Sorry, Dani. x
browncoffee
Coco Pop
i want rights for unicorns from third world universes. the other unicorns act like they're not even unicorns. it's fucked up.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Liz


Sorry, Dani. x



Those are lovely, and I don't quite believe what I'm typing, but titties won't fix it this time.

I never thought that it would come to this, but I saw a thread in here about free hugs...I think I may go get one.

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WSCLG
Candyman
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I knew it, rainbow pharts.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
It's no secret I love me some unicorns...


I found this one for Liz...


And this one is just pretty... I sure hope it's not the Last Unicorn
trinket
Convict
Quote by Liz


Eyes can be your friends, too. Anyone can find a picture of any type of unicorn if they look hard enough. We are talking about the portrayal of the unicorn in popular media as a whole.

Screenshot from Google images. I count 21 white unicorns out of a total of 29 images on the first page, and one of them is a squirrel is disguise.

#unicornwhitewash



Liz, I think you will find that the media's portrayal of unicorns in general is pretty accurate. Unicorns mostly are white. It's the breeding, just the way nature turned them out. If there were more coloured unicorns to be seen around the place, there would be more pictures of them. You can't blame the media for that. Personally I've only ever seen one black one, several white and a few rainbow ones. Wanna cookie?
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by Liz
Eyes can be your friends, too. Anyone can find a picture of any type of unicorn if they look hard enough. We are talking about the portrayal of the unicorn in popular media as a whole.

Screenshot from Google images. I count 21 white unicorns out of a total of 29 images on the first page, and one of them is a squirrel is disguise.

#unicornwhitewash


Yes, if you just type "unicorn" you'll get a plethora of white. It is the traditional color. However, type in "black unicorn" or "purple unicorn" and you get a beautiful variety of creatures.

Why so much hate over my pets? They are beautiful and majestic.
Guest
Lurker
Ok!... all wonderful joking aside... here's a real one...