Pick one of the following superpowers. Feel free to add why you want it.
1. You can fly.... but only when you're naked.
2. You can become invisible... but only when your eyes are closed
3. You've got superstrength.... but only while sitting
4. You've can shoot lasers from your eyes... but only while shaking your head...
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Superpowers.... with a twist
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god thats an awesome question...
i choose 4! cuz who the hell doesnt wanna be able to shoot lasers from their eyes!!
i choose 4! cuz who the hell doesnt wanna be able to shoot lasers from their eyes!!
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i'll choose 4 that will be so cool to do
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I choose number three! It's okay to be strong whilst sitting down!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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I pick #1 but only if I can fly so fast that no-one would see.
Didn't you read #3, you've already got superstrength
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I choose #1
It's a bird!!
It's a plane!!
Old Man: *cleaning his glasses* I think it's a naked girl
Wife: *smacking him over the head* you dirty old pervert, it's clearly a sky writer.
Old man: I swear to you, it was a girl, I saw boobs!
His wife: You see boobs everywhere.
Old man: *pouting* She was naked I tell you, totally naked!
It's a bird!!
It's a plane!!
Old Man: *cleaning his glasses* I think it's a naked girl
Wife: *smacking him over the head* you dirty old pervert, it's clearly a sky writer.
Old man: I swear to you, it was a girl, I saw boobs!
His wife: You see boobs everywhere.
Old man: *pouting* She was naked I tell you, totally naked!
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Pick one of the following superpowers. Feel free to add why you want it.
1. You can fly.... but only when you're naked.
Ladies, on my way. Have my clothes ready, or maybe not!
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Yep, #1 for me as well. Who is going to believe you if you tell anyone you saw someone flying, let alone that they were flying naked?
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1 cos if you fly high enough no one will see
And btw if you could shoot lazers from your eyes while shaking your head I don't think youd have great accuracy
And btw if you could shoot lazers from your eyes while shaking your head I don't think youd have great accuracy
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I would take super strength while sitting and then become a professional arm wrestler.