Benji Lupus came on The Mod Squad during MY TENURE... A more CHARMING and QUALIFIED guy I've never met. (And I say that despite the fact he NICKED all My Girls...)
And it's His Birthday today!!!!!!!!
(He's like 19 or some shit... No SERIOUSLY... I have COATS older than Benj...)
If you have ever dealt with him as a Mod, you'll know he's a credit to us... If you're a GIRL and have ever dealt with him then I probably haven't spoken to you in 18 months...
You know, given his Albinoism, the Dwarfism, his drug problems, the drinking, the TOTAL lack of personal hygine, his "IT'S KITCH!!!!!" fashion sense, that FUCKING moustache, the Cuban-Heeled boots he wears and the TOURETTE's.......... He does alright for us.
Happy Birthday Mucker Lad.
xx Stephen