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rbcfoster
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My cock when it is hard hooks to the left quite a bit. Should i be worried ?
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I love a dick that curves a little makes for better orgasms when having sex! Having said that if its curving downwards that makes it difficult, but to the side is fine with me.
mercianknight
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I shouldn't worry too. It's probably instictual in that it sometimes acts as a divining rod and is just seeking out some pussy.
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SweetPenny
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I remember reading that Bill Clinton has a curved one.
Woman
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My mama was one wise woman and had many little sayings... when it doubt get it checked out!!!!
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if you are able to urinate with ease, and ejaculate with pleasure then rock on with your bad self.
mwilk923
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As long as it doesn't cause pain or affect performance than you should be fine.
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Rontre
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As long as it's hooking on way or the other I wouldn't worry about it.
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Quote by Rontre
As long as it's hooking on way or the other I wouldn't worry about it.


Mine dosen't hook left OR right

Should I be worried?
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My Yugo steers to the left after a high rate of speed, which can only be accomplished going downhill and with a tail-wind.

Should I be worried?
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Quote by roccotool
My Yugo steers to the left after a high rate of speed, which can only be accomplished going downhill and with a tail-wind.

Should I be worried?



Damn I'd be worried that you were in a Yugo period never mind how it drives LMAO
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Quote by roccotool
My Yugo steers to the left after a high rate of speed, which can only be accomplished going downhill and with a tail-wind.

Should I be worried?


No, that is perfectly normal for a Yugo. Getting them to the top of the hill is usually a problem.
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I can no longer lie about it ...I am not straight - it does curve slightly.

Should I go to confession?
Kenny8227
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Whatever and which way, as long as it is still standing and without any irritation, then it should be okay.
mestophils
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its ok !! even that some women like it just dont worry be happy with you nature & enjoy your body
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mine hooks to the right, suggest we stand side by side and performed synchronised & indeed symbiotic, no sorry symmetrical masturbation. way hey.
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as long as u can perform sex without any difficulty then its fine ...there is still no harm in consulting a doc....
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as long as u can perform sex without any difficulty then its fine ...there is still no harm in consulting a doc....
myself
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thanks for the thread -very interesting -as many have already stated, if you feel OK don't worry about it : )
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Quote by Woman
My mama was one wise woman and had many little sayings... when it doubt get it checked out!!!!


funny....my mother always spouted 'when in doubt always iron inside out'
myself
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i'm back- my baby's likes it left too - he says, it's because he's right handed : ) i guess after about sixty years of handling it yourself, this makes sense -of course, that was before he met me : )

got me wondering something else : ) when i'm down on him and my tongue is touching the left area under the shaft near his balls, that's where his index finger would be : ) and that's where i suck it out of him - ohh sweet : )
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Yeah, I was going to say that if it hooks to the left you're probably pulling it with your left hand too much...

Try switching hands now and then...


actually if he turns his grip slightly to the right it should cure the hook...

ohhh wait ... thats for a slice..never mind ;)
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Quote by LittleMissBitch
Quote by DirtyMartini
Yeah, I was going to say that if it hooks to the left you're probably pulling it with your left hand too much...

Try switching hands now and then...


actually if he turns his grip slightly to the right it should cure the hook...

ohhh wait ... thats for a slice..never mind ;)


I agree....too much left hand....I believe you can straighten it out if you first start by stoking your putter right in the hole from about three feet. If you can do that then you need a name change....Mr. Ed.