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What's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated with?

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ladylolalove
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Fruit and veggies? Bedknobs and broomsticks? I'm curious.
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Well, not too strange water, have used water from a bathtub faucet with my legs up on the wall.
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One of those old, well used, wooden handled screwdrivers (the handle)... and it wasn't masturbation, "he" used it on me in the mechanical room of our building. (No, not the janitor or maintenance guy, a coworker)
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Quote by ladylolalove
Fruit and veggies? Bedknobs and broomsticks? I'm curious.


Mmmm...Curiously Naughty... Love It, Sexxxy!!
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Quote by nazca
One of those old, well used, wooden handled screwdrivers... and it wasn't masturbation, "he" used it on me in the mechanical room of our building. (No, not the janitor or maintenance guy, a coworker)


Hmmm...Interesting!
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Quote by LadyAnnWest
Well, not too strange water, have used water from a bathtub faucet with my legs up on the wall.


Mmmm...Sexxxysmile
zbigniew
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A rubber glove a towel and a lubricant.
lucky64
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A pair of adult baby plastic pants , vinyl examination glove, and a large cucumber!
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Her name was Amy.
Curious_Nicole
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A shampoo bottle... It was one of the curvy weird bottles. I was in the shower and it was there. Opportunity knocks.
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I have quite a few to pick from but will pick and share one for now...

I've fucked a bed lol. Put a plastic bag with lube in it in between mattress and box spring... got on my knees... inserted and thrusted doggy style lol. It was actually pretty good as the mattress weight on top made it tight smile
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My favourite is a banana with a well lubricated condom on it
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I would say veg, shoving it up my arse & the handle of the toilet brush smile
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One of the first things ever was a candlestick. Then it was a zucchini. Then a couple of times I humped a pillow.
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Quote by chatnstroke
I have quite a few to pick from but will pick and share one for now...

I've fucked a bed lol. Put a plastic bag with lube in it in between mattress and box spring... got on my knees... inserted and thrusted doggy style lol. It was actually pretty good as the mattress weight on top made it tight smile



Very very hot my sexy friend!
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I've also got quite a few to choose from....

I've used of course the usual objects, cucumbers, bananas etc. Also a variety of other things.
As for the strangest? I would say maybe a table leg?
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Quote by canadian_milf
I've also got quite a few to choose from....

I've used of course the usual objects, cucumbers, bananas etc. Also a variety of other things.
As for the strangest? I would say maybe a table leg?


We can be strange together then, because against a table leg would be mine too, or along the foot end of a bed frame.
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For me i have a couple. When i was a teenager i used to hump a big teddy bear and then as i got older i started to hump the bed
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We can be strange together then, because against a table leg would be mine too, or along the foot end of a bed frame.


It's not overly strange I know. But was oh so fun! And I wasn't rubbing against it ?

Being strange together though, that does sound appealing Miss Teaseme84 ?
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It's not overly strange I know. But was oh so fun! And I wasn't rubbing against it ?

Being strange together though, that does sound appealing Miss Teaseme84 ?


Definitely fun, that's for sure.
Oh it certainly does, my lovely canadian_milf - ? right back at you!
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Riding my dirt bike with no pants, with my genitals tucked in the right way it was simulating enough to bring me to orgasm
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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Quote by chatnstroke
I have quite a few to pick from but will pick and share one for now...

I've fucked a bed lol. Put a plastic bag with lube in it in between mattress and box spring... got on my knees... inserted and thrusted doggy style lol. It was actually pretty good as the mattress weight on top made it tight smile


That is very creative.
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Quote by eroticfun


That is very creative.


lol.. thanks - and like I said it was pretty good... I've got more on this topic... but I think too many already think me as being odd... lol
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Hmmmmm... ice, popsicle, grapes, lollipop, different stationary(not a bike LOL), the neck of a beer bottle <----crazy night, brush handle, electric toothbrush.... The list goes on, but I don't think any are that strange haha
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eggplant,carrot zuccini ,bitter melons the best lots of ridges
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not telling, but lots of things :P