"Hey, you, come to the pub crawl tonight!"
I paused my scribbling and looked up. A group of guys, dressed for a night out and holding bottles of wine, were looking directly at me.
"Nah, guys, I've been out every night this last week, I'll pass."
"Then what's one more night then? C'mon, you know you wanna."
Well, couldn't fault that logic could I? Should've closed the room door if I wanted a quiet night.
"I guess you've convinced me. Where's the ticket?"
"Go down to reception, they'll tell you there. We'll be seeing you tonight!"
The gang traipsed off, already half inebriated. I looked at the postcards I'd been writing - maybe I'd have another story for my friends back home after this. Last night's involved absinthe, though not enough to forget the mess I made. I certainly wasn't the first in Prague to have such an incident, though that wasn't much consolation at the time.
I put my stuff away and headed out in jeans and a shirt. I'm sure I could take it easy; I have a train to catch tomorrow. Made my way downstairs to the start of the pub crawl, right by the old Town Square.
Naturally, that group of people who recruited me were nowhere to be found.
Those fuckers.
I sighed and looked around - attendance was good, though I'd have to be a little less of a grump for any fun to be had. The event's organizers were wearing hi-vis jackets, greeting tonight's partygoers and already trying to build up a fun atmosphere. After a few minutes of trying to prepare myself mentally for the night ahead, they called out:
"Alright, everyone, gather round, we're gonna hit up 5 places tonight. You get two drinks at each stop, not including whatever else they throw at you. Just make sure you keep an eye on us guides here and we'll make sure you have a good time alright?"
Light cheers, so at least some spirit in the group. When you travel alone, you learn to turn it on and make the rounds. "Hi, it's me, what's your name, where are you from, oh I love your accent, how're you liking where we're at, what brings you here? And so on."
Sometimes you get a hit, a cool dude or gal who resonates with you. Sometimes you bomb. Sometimes it's just in between and you move on to the next guy.
The pub crawl started and we arrived at the first bar where we were greeted by absinthe shots. Nice.
I passed on those, opting for something at the bar instead. I was beginning to worry that perhaps I may have wasted both my time and my money, but a familiar handsome face chatting to a petite blonde at the bar indicated otherwise. I tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey Michael, I wasn't expecting to see you here."
The man turned around - Michael was one of my compatriots from last night. He was an American with a fit build and chiseled jawline.
"Hey good to see you! How're you feeling after last night?"
"Could be better; I definitely wasn't expecting to be here this morning."
"Haha, I bet. This here is Ella, Ella, this is K."
"Hiya Ella, how's it going?"
The three of us chatted while the drinks arrived. I explained my predicament to Michael and Ella, who welcomed me. Ella soon left after recognizing Michael's lack of interest.
"You mind if I tag along with you a bit Michael? Promise I won't embarrass you."
He laughed. I appreciate Americans who get self-effacing humour.
"I can't make the same promise to you, but sounds good to me."
We made our way around, chatting up people wherever we went. We made an odd duo, I think - I was literally the only non-white person in the group (being of East Asian descent), and I would be at best described as cute and dorky. Michael was virtually Adonis.
The next hour or so went by fast, and the crawl progressed to the third bar. The great unspoken thing about very attractive people is that they literally attract people. People (a good many being girls) came to us to chat (I presumed with Michael), but my sarcastic and witty remarks (I presume) had them wanting to stay. It was Michael who determined how much time we ought to give each person, and I just followed suit.
After getting what more drinks, I spotted a couple of ladies at a nearby table glancing at us. One was a petite Latina, long brown hair, darker skin, and wearing a shiny silver dress. The other was a medium build brunette, in jeans and a black top.
Michael decided he wanted to dance, I decided it wasn't for me. We split up, he went to the dance floor, and I made my way over.
"How are you two ladies doing tonight?"
The Latina giggled, the brunette raised an eyebrow and said with an English accent:
"What happened to your guy? Not coming over with you?"
"He likes dancing, but that's a last bar type of thing for me, y'know?"
Thankfully, she smiled and lightened up. I continued:
"I'm K-, what are your names?"
"I'm Isabella," said the Latina.
"I'm Lyanna," said the Brit.
"How has this night been going for you both so far?"
"My English has not been so good, so I have been practicing with Lyanna here!"
"Ah, well I'm always happy to help on that front. How long have you been learning English for?"
Isabella was certainly on the younger side. She was more open and expressive. Not to say that Lyanna wasn't, but she certainly was much more happy to sit back and listen. The back and forth continued pleasantly, with all of us chatting about our time in Prague.
Then suddenly -
"Oi, which of those two birds do you want? Save some for us eh?"
The three of us looked over, where a very clearly drunk dude standing. Irish accent, if I had a guess.
"Well, what is it?"
"That's not very gentlemanly is it?" I responded.
"Mate we're all fucking drunk, fuck being a gentleman and decide."
"This isn't a game I'm going to play."
"Okay, different question then, who do you think is hotter?"
I should mention, he was right that we were all drunk. I was several drinks in at this point. The bar was dimly lit, but at that point, I had already taken a greater liking to Lyanna. Though more reserved, her comments were bright and witty and she came off as much more mature.
So naturally, I tried to point to her as surreptitiously as I could.
"Aight got it, good luck mate." And the guy traipsed off.
My memory is a bit fuzzy, but I was under the impression Isabella was looking a little crestfallen while Lyanna looked a good mix of flattered and amused.
"You realize that you weren't being particularly discreet," Lyanna said, attempting to be patronizing.
I panicked and quickly said: "It felt like the quickest way to get him off our backs. Also-" I said gesturing to the both of them: "You're both very pretty and I didn't think saying I thought one of you was hotter would be an issue."
Thinking about it now and sober, probably wasn't the greatest thing to say, but they seemed to accept my reasoning, though Isabella quickly excused herself after.
"Damn, I hope I didn't hurt her feelings."
"You didn't, I think she's just giving you a chance with me 1 on 1."
I didn't really clock what that meant at the time. I got us a round as we continued into normal conversation. Lyanna was in Prague following her sister's wedding and decided to do the pub crawl on a whim. She liked hearing about my travels and we discussed my last month at length.
"So you're twenty-one and you've already traipsed across half of Europe on your own?"
"Half is an exaggeration, and let's face it with the amount of Aussies I've run into I'm not going to remember most of Germany."
"Well, I'd better give them a run for their money then. You want anything?"
"Gin and tonic sound okay?"
"Double or triple?"
"If you're paying, it's your choice."
"Quadruple it is."
I laughed and watched as she headed over to the bar. She was slightly shorter than me, around 5'5 - she had a stout frame with a good curved figure. I found her very pretty - her eyes were a deep sparkling green, she had a beautiful smile, and she was clearly intelligent and funny. I remember thinking that it was fortunate to have run into someone like her at the time.
She returned with our drinks and said:
"I decided to get you a double instead. We don't want you passing out too early, right?"
"I do have a train to catch tomorrow, so probably not."
There must have been a split second where she realized her flirtation had gone over my head yet again and then realized I was genuinely that dense and innocent. The speed of her assessment was impressive, considering it is only now years later in my recounting of this story that I realized what she was getting at. Though, perhaps it helped my chances at the time.
She asked, "When's that and to where?"
"It's in the afternoon to Budapest, but my hostel's checkout time is unfortunately very early."
"Well, more of a reason to enjoy tonight then!"
"I'll cheers to that."
Our glasses linked, and we began to chat more about ourselves. Lyanna was older than me by several years and worked as an opthalmologist. She was single and enjoying her mid to late twenties travelling as well. We discussed places we wanted to go to and see, places we’d been and liked. Before we knew it, our drinks had finished and it was time to go to the next bar.
We continued to talk on the way there, though the topic of conversation changed as it became apparent that Mr Drunk Irish Dude was terrorizing the women in the group. We pulled him into our conversation, and Lyanna got into a heated argument with him over politics.
I do love a fiery temper in a woman.
Eventually, the conversation turned civil again as we got to the next bar. I got the next round of drinks and then went to see how everyone else was doing.
Of course, Michael was nowhere to be seen. I found Isabella and apologized to her again, but she seemed perky and commented that it seemed like Lyanna and I were getting along well. I responded with yes, and she asked why I wasn't still with her.
"Well, I thought it might be a little better to talk to a few more people and not crowd her."
"Don't be silly! What if someone else comes along and she goes off with them?"
I thought I was just at a pub crawl to meet randos, not have a romantic fling with someone I'd just met. The thought that Lyanna was even into me that way was several mental leaps I had not made until that moment."
"Would she??? But I wasn't intending for anything to happen tonight anyway."
Isabella looked a bit flummoxed and said, "Dios mio, you're serious?"
"Should I not be?"
"I thought you liked her!"
"I do!"
"Then don't let someone else take her away!"
I looked over to where she was, and two other guys had started to chat to her.
"I think it'll be okay Isabella, but thank you for the vote of confidence."
She laughed and rolled her eyes at me, exclaiming, "Okay fine, but I prefer she go with you than those two!"
She then stomped off in Latina fashion and inserted herself between Lyanna and one of the boys.
I went to go see what was happening elsewhere - most of the group was wasted and some were on the street looking worse for wear. I chatted to some of the organizers, asking what it was like to babysit adults before helping out with some of the more worse-off people. Thoughts of Lyanna flew through my mind as I went through the motions. She really was very attractive to me and I very much enjoyed talking to her.
I headed back into the bar for some waters for the drunkards outside and caught Lyanna talking alone to one of the earlier guys.
Isabella really got into my head. I went over to say hi.
"What are you doing with all those waters?" asked Lyanna.
"Some people upstairs are on the verge, so I'm just helping out."
"You'd better stop wasting time then and go!"
"I just wanted to ask real quick, are you gonna head back to where you're staying soon or are you gonna continue?"
"I dunno, what are you planning?"
"Well apparently the next club is a nice fancy one, so I was thinking I'd check that out before leaving."
"Come back and get me before you guys start moving again then!"
"Ooh, yeah, I can do that."
She smiled at me and shooed me off. The guy she was with gave me a friendly smile and nod. I returned with the waters and helped nurse a few people to their feet. Why? I don't know, call me a wet blanket or something. It felt better to do things than to keep trying to talk to new people at that point.
The guides indicated we would leave soon, and as I popped through the door Lyanna seemed to have been coming already.
"Ah, I was coming to check if you'd left without me already!"
A part of me knew she was joking, but I very confusedly responded, "Of course not, I do what I say I'll do."
Look, I don't think I'm a good person, I have my fair share of bad moments, but looking back I can definitely understand why the rest of the night played out as is.
Lyanna held out her hand and said: "Well, are you gonna take me to the next place or not?"
I took it immediately and we rejoined the group together. Isabella noticed us and gave us a wink, and the rest were a bit too drunk and in their own worlds. We chatted to a few others (though the hand-holding stopped for a bit) and arrived at the massive club. There was apparently some sort of factoid about its size and the different floors that I couldn't tell was true or just grandstanding, but either way Lyanna and I went through it together. We kept close and danced/drank on each of the floors which all were themed differently.
There was a normal club floor, a hot club floor, etc etc. We eventually got to an ice-cold one, which was nice after the summer weather. Lyanna kept closer to me on that one for warmth. We then tried an oxygen bar there, which was weird and probably a waste of money. It was hard to tell, we'd been through at least 14-16 drinks at that point. We were getting along well though, and I held her hands again and I said: