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Stops that "sinusoil deplenaration".

I have to say it, " WHAT THE FUCK "?

I have a coputer degree and agin W T F ?


Also again - no henweigh or potsfour ?


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Has to be a joke since I've seen Rockwell's ads for their equipment, and I've never seen anything like that. Wow. Pretty good that he did it with a straight face too.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to admit, it must be a good unit with all that depleneration going on.
At "logarithmic casing" I knew it was a joke. Actually, I kinda knew from the start looking at his hair and suit.

Funny
I have one, they are great.
Really? Would you recommend getting one then? How much should I spend on one?
Which model did you get, Lush?
I recommend the Muon 3000 model. It has multiple speeds.
That one has the bearings running alongside the panametric fan, right? Good for you.
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That one has the bearings running alongside the panametric fan, right? Good for you.


I don't know about that, but my pleasure receptors are on full tilt.
Whew, I bet the lights in the house dim when you're using it.
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Whew, I bet the lights in the house dim when you're using it.


The windows rattle as well!
Wait....you mean you guys don't power up your sex toys with the modial interaction of magnetal reluctance and capacitive duractance? C'mon...this is the new wave of technology!

Cookies And Lemonade - a short story about a reporter who gets an unforgettable story when he interviews a 1940s actor.

Titty, Clitty Gangbang - a microfiction with a restriction...lol.

The Party Line - a naive college grad in the '60s stumbles upon an erotic conversation.

Well, I know you love the interaction of Italian dickulation and titian luminosities, Tech.
brilliant! I want to know who writes this pish!
You think they could write some for me?
You might like Nic's device more, HOD. It has those bitumogenous spandrels that cross-link the pleximorphic attachgens, resulting in a more dynamic kineplasticity.
Why the thread necromancy on this one? It died a peaceful death.
Why the thread necromancy on this one? It died a peaceful death.
Why the thread necromancy on this one? It died a peaceful death.
Because it's funny and I wanted to show people again.