Real American Heroes... A thread to post American patriots who want to make America great again

Role models, MAGA

And before you go, what does this have to do with a sex fetish story site? I would piss on Lauren Boebert's head.

Preferably, while she is wearing her clown makeup.

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And before you go, what does this have to do with a sex fetish story site? I would piss on Lauren Boebert's head.

Preferably, while she is wearing her clown makeup.

Kinky!

I missed you guys sharing the news on Lush.

Clappy hands for the Think Tank coming back

Let’s give it up for those original American heroes, the founding fathers. They proved that just because your a group of genocidal slave owner doesn’t mean you aren’t an American hero deserving of unquestioning praise and adoration.

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Let’s give it up for those original American heroes, the founding fathers. They proved that just because your a group of genocidal slave owner doesn’t mean you aren’t an American hero deserving of unquestioning praise and adoration.

Cool!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2023/04/16/clarence-thomas-ginger-financial-disclosure/

Clarence Thomas has for years claimed income from a defunct real estate firm

The misstatements, which began when a family business transferred its holdings to another company, are part of a pattern that has raised questions about how the Supreme Court justice views his obligation to accurately report details about his finances to the public.

What's up with this guy's body? He looks taxidermied or something.

Anyway, in an effort to combat the gays, Meatball Ron has now threatened to open a prison next to Disney World and he also will now have government officials inspecting the rides.

Very smart move to win over voters.

Can we also post phony American patriots to this thread? They wanted to be real patriots.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-fake-georgia-electors-are-now-ratting-on-each-other

The fake GOP electors in Georgia that former President Donald Trump recruited as part of his failed attempt to stay in power are starting to point fingers at each other, court documents revealed on Tuesday.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, the Atlanta-area prosecutor who’s investigating Trump’s effort to upend American democracy there, laid out the details in a legal memo to a state judge—one that hints at criminal indictments to come.

According to the memo, prosecutors in July last year dangled immunity deals for “alternate electors” who were willing to cooperate with the investigation—but their defense lawyer is now accused of never telling them about the potential deal.

Following a special purpose grand jury recommendation in December that the DA seek indictments against some people involved in the fraudulent scheme, investigators have turned up the pressure.

It turns out, these Republican officials and political operatives are now starting to squirm, identifying illegal behavior by their colleagues while trying to save their own skin—a sudden pivot that came when Willis’ investigators met with these fake electors last week.

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Can we also post phony American patriots to this thread?

Nah.

lol

You know he is so annoyed they didn't let him charge more for his NFTs lol

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Although she's no longer Mayor. I had to cuz, our politicians were made for the camera.

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3fd2df028a83eb92ba51c1d397cd478b93b75f74/0_150_4500_2700/master/4500.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=ddea409309a0462b4ca126c3e864de29

i would rather have a politician who is competent and ethical than one who looks like a greek god/dess.

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NO! NO!

THIS GUY! THIS GUY!

JB Pricksker!

The Demorat! or, Blubba! lol Sitting there being his unique self even without a double cheeseburger

in each hand.

From the two talents that seem to be picked straight from any Hollywood blockbuster about the US military, to super sized Fred Flintstone acting as a politician… I'd like to nominate that pic for "Most American Photo Ever", in the category "Without Stars, Stripes Or Eagles".

Charlie doesn't understand that Disney isn't a government agency.

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Charlie doesn't understand that Disney isn't a government agency.

Charlie is also a homophobe, apparently.

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Charlie is also a homophobe, apparently.

Amongst other things that end in -ist.

Wow, must totally suck to get attacked because of your gender ideology. Poor conservatives.

Manhood is when you skip away from danger

And kiss women as if you think they are icky

That's his wife, whom he refers to as Mother...taking a page from the Pence playbook of obsequious bootlicking and moral values pandering.

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That's his wife, whom he refers to as Mother...taking a page from the Pence playbook of obsequious bootlicking and moral values pandering.

Looks like a situationship

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But, she was neither of those and failed us miserably. That's why she lost miserably in reelection bid.

Or, as some would have you believe she lost because she's a black Lesbian.

Which reason do you believe?

i am just pointing out that i don't judge politicians, or people for that matter, on how they look. seems to me that you're just making fun of her because, in your opinion, she's not good-looking. not everyone is good-looking. Abe Lincoln, for example, wasn't that good-looking, but i think we can all agree he was one hell of a president. judge her for what she accomplished or didn't. looks shouldn't play into that. period. she's a politician, not a fashion model. as for why she lost, i think she lost because people lost their confidence in her. simple as that.

This is great for child soldiers or maybe, just maybe.... an easily concealable AR pistol.

Hell yeah brotha.. child platform AR!

The NRA & NAMBLA share a few key qualities - they're both cults which know exactly how to groom their targets.

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What's up with this guy's body? He looks taxidermied or something.

Anyway, in an effort to combat the gays, Meatball Ron has now threatened to open a prison next to Disney World and he also will now have government officials inspecting the rides.

Very smart move to win over voters.

Far from a Trump fan, but sometimes you've gotta love the pet nicknames he comes up with for all his adversaries. I can't even explain why, but Meatball Ron really does seem a good fit.

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Far from a Trump fan, but sometimes you've gotta love the pet nicknames he comes up with for all his adversaries. I can't even explain why, but Meatball Ron really does seem a good fit.

I wouldn't be surprised if Meatball Don didn't come up this one himself though.

I bet she pissed off a shit ton of selfish, entitled people who are used to doing whatever the fck they feel like doing, when they feel like doing it -- cuz... It's America and I gots my rights!

The rest of us don't even know who she is. Fortunately her photograph is well traveled and Tineye exists.

I'd also wager that the same people Lightfoot pissed off will end up being pissed off at the new mayor of Chicago too. For many of the same base reasons..

This dude is gay... Republicans really are insane.

Republicans: Don't kneel for the National Anthem, that disrespects the troops.

Also Republicans: FUCK VETERANS

Proposed GOP cuts would slash $30 billion from veterans spending

https://www.militarytimes.com/opinion/commentary/2023/04/24/proposed-gop-cuts-would-slash-30-billion-from-veterans-spending/

"Thirty million fewer healthcare visits. Fewer staff, increased claims backlog, longer wait times for benefits. Almost a $30 billion shortfall for veterans funding. That’s the uncertainty that awaits America’s veterans, should Congressional Republicans succeed in dramatically slashing federal spending as House Speaker Kevin McCarthy proposed on April 19.

Last Congress, we honored our promise to toxic-exposed veterans by providing benefits and care to approximately three million veterans exposed to toxins, including burn pits. However, this achievement is meaningless if the funding to implement it is gutted. Republicans have promised to reduce funding to fiscal year 2022 levels — which risks a 22% decrease in resources for veterans’ care and benefits. And many of them are calling for even deeper cuts.

Cutting care and services by nearly a quarter is a disservice to the men and women who have served this country, and befuddling given how often Republicans wrap themselves in the flag and embrace the veteran community."