Melissa had been practicing all month. Fucking, sucking, and enticing her husband with every spare moment of the day. Taking his dick in every conceivable position.

And yet, the test kit always read, 'not pregnant.'

She even attempted taking his sperm in her mouth, scooping it out with her fingers and using it to impregnate herself, but she loved swallowing too much to waste any.

Her husband had the last word.

"Melissa," he said, "if you really want to get pregnant, you have to stop insisting I fuck you up the ass all the time!"