From across the room, I see a voluptuous female bent over the couch, exposing her glistening sex as her mate impales her with his stiff rod from behind. If only I had been smarter, that could be me sliding in and out of her, making her moan. Instead, I’m relegated to the wall, watching as he uses her for his pleasure. With jealousy teeming through my being, I observe as they climax together. He pulls out, allowing his seed to run down her inner thigh.

If only I hadn’t wished that I were a fly on the wall.

Damned Genie!