Lush Limericks

Quote by trinket


I know a cute guy with class
Likes to fuck me up the ass
Slipped his rigid pole
In my lubed up hole
Then he came deep inside my ass.

Quote by splodger
There once was a man called O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

Quote by kriskisses


You are a naughty and fun friend Trinket!

Quote by trinket



There was a cute guy named Kriskisses
He would try to give lots of free kisses
Puts too much lip balm on
Tries to kiss his mom
And his face slides off hers and he misses. .

Quote by kiera


There was a young woman from Australia
Her love life was always a failure
The men became an obsession
They left her with deep depression
Her name was Trinket
Don't leave vodka about, she will drink it
Fuzzy brained with a fuzzy mind
She wonders why are men so unkind?
She took a vow, to forgo men
Instead she's now looking for women

FUCKING RUNS FOR MY LIFE AND HIDES

Quote by trinket


I know a pommy named Kiera
She was always looking in a mirror
They all cracked to pieces
Because all the creases
On her face looked worse as she got nearer.

You don't wanna piss her off
She will cut you down then she'll run off
Shes a coward that way
But I hear she's a good lay
But when you're screwing her she blows off.

Even though she lives near the queen
She is still known to be quite mean
When the queen passes by
She spits in her eye
And the guards carry her off for being obscene.

She loiters around the men's rest rooms
To find someone to take to her bedroom
She wears a path in the snow
People think she's a ho
So she belts them hard with her new straw broom.

Her straw broom matches her pointy hat
She looks like a witch wearing that
She jumps on her broom
And goes for a zoom
To spit on the scouser, the brat.

The scouser steals all of her stuff
Her purse, her car keys and her muff
It is so fucking cold there
She's got no other muff to wear
The cold on her face makes her look like a scruff.

Quote by kiera




There once was a woman
Named Trinket
She had a stuttering eye
So they all called her blink it.

She claims to be
As quiet as a mouse
But dont trust her people
She associates with the Scouse

Even for us
Most civilised Brits
Have no tolerance
For those thieving twits

We do not care
Or negotiate
We tend to
Disassociate

But sadly T
Doesn't know any better
She fell for his lies
And romantic letter

Fucking Scousers
Then she said
When he left her alone
In her bed

After stealing her cay keys
Her TV and jewellery
She told me then
That he treated her cruelly

I said to her
What do you expect
He comes for the British region
That even the Queen likes to forget

Quote by Sinnerman
There was a girl called Trinket
Who liked to chew on a biscuit
One day some louts
Swapped her biscuits for sprouts
Now when she goes to the toilet,
Green is the colour of her tinkle

Quote by Sinnerman
Trinket is right
Kiera's ryhmes are shite
But when you two are together
people dont know whether
They are a pair of witches from Halloween night

Quote by AriOli101
This one is a tad crass.

There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were heavy but stable
And once every moon
She took a long spoon
and drank herself under the table!

Quote by Liz
Limericks are five-line poems with an AABBA rhyme scheme.

Just sayin'...

Quote by sprite
There once was a girl names sprite
who love nothing more than to write
when asked what she thought
of poems that limericks were not
she said 'all them peoples i'll fight'.

Quote by sprite
There once was a girl names sprite
who love nothing more than to write
when asked what she thought
of poems that limericks were not
she said 'all them peoples i'll fight'.